I just found out that there are still unironic Christians in 2022

I just found out that there are still unironic Christians in 2022

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I just found out our Lord still exists in 2022

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Don't worry, the boomers will die soon
No more of this jewish sand man worshipping nonsense

now it's jewish papers worshipping nonsense

You’re being disingenuous. You live in America for Christ’s sake.

Maybe he lives in Portland or something
America is a big place

There’s a church and imagery of the cross within at least a 5 mile radius wherever you are in the country, even in places like Portland. He’d have to live out in the boondocks or the absolute middle of nowhere to not see a church or Christian imagery within a 5 mile radius of his regular location.

I'm a postironic Christian

Matthew 24-35
Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.

judeo christianity was a mistake
it's time to think of something new

>love me or you are going to hell
Jesus is more of a emotional drama whore than actual women

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My friends, it is time to reform the Valentinian Gnostic Church

>WOAW MY CULTIST LEADER TRULY LOVES ME! JOE SHMOE THE INDIVIDUAL!!!!
You're so deluded

Jesus was a schizo and a damn good conman

I thought it was just larp

This thread smells of reddit

Jew detected

Job was a retard

Jesus was a jew kek. Christians worship Jews. I'm not religious.

Atheist jew

Jesus loves you

I HATE JESUS CHRIST
FUCK CHRISTIANITY
JOKE FUCKING RELIGION, WITH A JEW GOD AND JEW PROPHET
BUNCH OF BULLSHIT
SO FUCKING SICK OF CHRISTKEKS TRYING TO SHOVE THIS SHIT DOWN EVERYONE’S THROAT
FUCK OFF

Your mom is just larp

accept the lord into your heart

GO FUCK YOURSELF CHRISTKEK FREAK

I'm a humanist anglo
I don't want Jesus to love me. I never asked him to die for my sins. I never asked for him to do that so I've got a burden on me to worship him. Fuck off

I'm an atheist but I think society loses something when it drops religion. It just becomes hollow CONSOOMers void of any soul

I can smell the autism
it reeks off you like a swampy ass

I bought a gold plated silver cross and I have started going to the local Catholic Church.

My peers and family mocked me. So be it.

YOU LIVE IN NORWAY
YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY MUST THINK YOU’RE AN INCEL FREAK

stop now before you get vargd

AAHHHHHHHHHH CHRISTKEKS LEAVE ME ALONE, MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE I CANT FUCKING ESCAPE YOU FAGGOTS

I can smell the indoctrination. Poor you, you never stood a chance.

And your country thinks you’re a fat neck beard with Cheeto dust on his weeks old smelly t shirt

Same as you. The west is built on Christianity and with the death of it comes an identity crisis which can destroy western civilisation.

This is rubbish. You can live a good, moral life without religion.

MUTTMERICA IS A SHITHOLE, FILLED WITH ALL THE FREAKS AND REJECTS OF THE WORLD
I HATE IT HERE
ALSO IM NOT FAT, DON’T HAVE A BEARD, HATE CHEETOS, AND AM WEARING A FRESHLY WASHED T-SHIRT
FUCK YOUR FUCKING GOD, ASSHOLE! I HOPE ISLAM IS REAL AND ALL CHRISTKEKS BURN IN HELL FOREVER

Same
I also have a lot of respect for academic biblical analysis, meaning the people who actually learn the original languages of the bible, can write intelligently about the political world at the time the bible was written and do critical analysis of the sources, I think it's the most complex nonSTEM field of research there is.

Sure, but sometimes you need someone to tell you trannies need to be eradicated.

>I can smell the indoctrination. Poor you, you never stood a chance.

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more proof of your autism

Give me one reason why we need religion other than
>sky man will save me
>sky man loves me
>I can't live a good life without holding onto the railings of the sky man religion
You do know christcucks look very fucking freakish to outsiders right? You're so obsessed and defensive. I'm sure Jesus loves Christians schisming and killing each other right? because that's totally what he wanted right?

to hear the beautiful church bells echo through the norwegian mountains every sunday

Yes, "and these who not subject, give me a sword"...

Jesus loves you. It is not too late

I LOVE TELLING CHRISTKEKS TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES, BECAUSE IRL EVERYONE SUCKS THEM OFF! HEY CHRISTKEKS, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!

You do realise most aussies dont give a shit, right?
Half of the self described christians here are christian in name only. They do not go to church. They do not practice. They do not abstain from sex before marriage.
There are way more irreligious people than actual practicing christians here and we are in one of the best countries in the world.
Go outside and touch grass