Ask a tipsy lithuanian anything

ask a tipsy lithuanian anything

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What are your drinking? Would you recommend it? What kind of women do you like?

right now i am drinking beer, but later i will drink some jager
I like tomboyish women, though i never had a gf before

why do you post an anime girl? do you want to get fucked in the ass?

because anime girl cute

Based, I wish alcohol wouldn't destroy your body and soul, so one could drink every day.

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Sounds nice. I want to drink too.

Agreed.

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I don’t usually do cannabis but I drank a cannabis seltzer last night and it was an interesting way to calm down as opposed to my usual booze

alcohol only destroys the body, not the soul!
are you drinking now too?

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what would make you suck my penis?

Not tonight; tomorrow I plan on going out to a St Patrick’s Day parade and getting wasted at pubs

I'm still technically at work for another hour. I might pour myself something after. I can't go heavy, have to wage again tomorrow. What do people do for fun in Lithuania, that isn't common in other countries?

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It also causes psychological dependency, that's when you know your soul is dead.

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I just had a very good beer

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why don't you go gay sex eesti you big gay
he is lonely without you
why make it a day when you can make it a week?
what do you do?
>What do people do for fun in Lithuania, that isn't common in other countries?
i couldn't tell you
i don't have many friends and i only hung out with people other than my relatives for the grand total of 2 times in my life
do you have a dead soul then austrian friend?
will you have more?

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I'm no drunkard
>i only hung out with people other than my relatives for the grand total of 2 times in my life
do it more
drinking with other people is fun
you can sing fun drinking songs

most people i know are busy usually and im too scared to invite them myself

>do you have a dead soul then austrian friend?
Yes. I probably couldn't last a week without alcohol because the pressure becomes too strong, to just drink your troubles away.

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Nothing beats the warm moist mouth of a Lithuanian though :3

what do you think about taiwan

Rank them latvia estonia, finland

Lewd!!

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Sing this
It's in czech but lithuania is a slavic country anyways so you should be able to understand at least some of it

my mouth has been full of cold beer and liquor silly latvian!
i usually drink once a week too, but i don't get wasted very often
latvia and finland 2nd
eesti 1st because eesti is beesti and i love eesti
taiwan is nice
how are you taiwan friend?
it's gibberish to me

Lithuania is a Baltic country

he's just being a silly latin don't mind him
he's already drunk from his first beer

I don't get why Mainland Chinks want to invade, which would basically make them lose face all over the world (except maybe other shitholes like Russia).
Why are they so concerned with Taiwan existing, when subjugating other countries like Australia with soft power and economic dependency is ok to them.

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I manage truck drivers. It's an ok job. Goes from being extremely easy to complete shit incredible quickly. I hate my shift more than anything. For 3 years I've worked Friday - Monday on 12 hour shifts. Hopefully something new will happen in the next 1-2 years.
>i couldn't tell you
>i don't have many friends and i only hung out with people other than my relatives for the grand total of 2 times in my life
Gotcha, well what do you like to do for fun?

I have food poisoning
Chinese people are literally delusional and have no concept of shame.

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Then explain the Polish-LITHUANIAN commonwealth. Lithuanians are so loved by slavs that they even gave them 50% of the commonwealth's name even though they were such a small minority

i like to drink and post silly things on the internet!
vidya is nice too
what did you eat?
jogaila loved cunny

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wontons from a chain restaurant
never going to that branch again

good chance to make them at home!

They still speak a Baltic and not a Slavic language, so he wouldn’t understand Czech anymore than an Italian would understand Gaelic.

based, i just got through 3 glasses of pineapple wine my friend made
i feel very bubbly, it feels nice

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wholesome hobbies

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never tried pineapple wine
what's it like?
do you have any?