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Home.... edition

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anime

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Mr Smelly is live!
no not seasidemark sadly

dunno know where the last 10 years have gone
i'm 32

its better than living in iran

when/where in history do you think would be ideal?

for me it'd be classical greece living on an island in the aegean or a coastal town as a humble fisherman. top comfy. top beauty. nice weather. clear waters. paradise.

can't wait for eddie hall to get KO'd tomorrow fucking fat chav gobshite

ahh yes, australian culture:
> youtu.be/rt2LHE3oeks

youtu.be/hbrg8jv3Z_E
Dan aka MrSmelly is live, ask him something silly

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Business idea: make politicians faceless and anonymous, such that they can only be judged by their words and actions

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nothing hotter than seeing a fat turd fall from a qt's arsehole

Just imagine

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flat out racism, simple as

just like the pink floyd song said ha

Only have to cross the road and I've got more than 3,000 acres of outstanding natural beauty to wander in
Also near lots of woodland which isn't designated AONB but is very pleasant
Go out for a walk, run, or bike ride every day
Not many young people here though so spend lots of time by myself
Swings and roundabouts innit

today in the west if you're a billionaire

Watched this last time you linked it and it’s too autistic even for me

hmmmm chebs

me after work hehe

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this is embarrassing stuff
youtube.com/watch?v=J5MW9jvNLCk

As an upper middle class white guy the USA 50s-90s would rank very high

This but 15 years, I'm 35.

My commute to work
It takes me 1 hour from when I leave my house to when I walk through toil doors.

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fuark

mad how a video of two aussie lads in blackface with 1.6 million views is still up on jewtube in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-two

The SS were mad cool, they have my respect for sure.

sex with a stinky south indian girl

dd-d-d-d-doxed

what a narcissist

He's drinking Betty Stogs

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virgin

I'm predicting at least one heart attack, hopefully two during the bout.

nazi germany
soviet union
same thing really

DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINk
SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS

er not really rorke

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO
LEON TROTSKY

Yes I know you are

Why doesn't hotdogman go to his local reserve or park, are they not everywhere like in Australia?

eddie hall taking scandi irish slave master jaws

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just based on reach alone thor should annihilate him but hopefully he brawls for a laugh

strange dryness in my mouth after listening to uk top 50 on spotify

ice pick

This film isn't very good, it has that one really good with the Germans burning down the village then the girl arrives and she had the blood from being raped with the whistle in her mouth but the rest is cringe core

ktim this is me in 10 years time

I don't get people who make being Veganism as part of their personality, what mental illness do they have...

Mates reckon we're getting a bit too old for beer pong pre-dinks now
They WILL however go to trendy bars and reserve beer pong tables for literally 5-10x the price of the pre-drink beer pong
Simply cannot understand the average normie consoomer

Corr
Tight and shinys

scratching catbergs head

mad how the viklings enslaved the irish but no one ever cries about it because the vikings were diverse

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>>>Table 2. Generated Rap Lyrics Sample of Medium Diversity (Warning: Explicit Content).
>>Generated Lyrics
>Only 2 years old when daddy used to bring them
>I don't know she me now cut I'm a flavorin'
>It hurtin' and got a gun cold car anything
>I got that blow blow, on ya mouth like man
>I'm so steel I'm a motherfuckin Cash Money Millionaire

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any mrsmelly fans here?

Member of the Waffen SS on the Ostfront in 1941. I would prowl the vast steppe with my kamaraden and execute Jew-dogs and communists, I would also impregnate many Slavic women with superior Aryan seed.

eyy pandejo!
WHACK!

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two days before it looms

Local coffee shop is now selling an "8 Oz" coffee
Who the fuck sells coffee in ounces

THAT MADE HIS EARS BURN

Do you bike or take the bus/tube?

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
EVERYBOOOOOOOODY

VGH LMFAO WERE THE GOATS

>beer pong at all
deary deary me

Why haven't you died of tuberculosis yet you grim freak

>tfw cracking open some Pasha de Cartier and sniffing the cap

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you would trip over your shoelaces you soft cunt

how are you gonna be 6'7 weighing best part of 200 kg and do the "hold me back bro" as if you could just shove everyone there aside with ease

lost my lighter

Coffee shops near you evidently

YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*6 minute drum fill*

Doubt that very much

Coffee shops trying to fit a yank theme, trying to be Starbucks perhaps?

amerimutts

was it an expensive one

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hafþór_Júlíus_Björnsson#Domestic_violence_allegations

youtu.be/lTg9rPV6B-0

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>I would also impregnate many Slavic women with superior Aryan seed.
Rassenschande

I'm a plain man.
I'm a train man.
Am I better than others on the train?
Yes
Do I utilise it regardless for convenience?
Also Yes

I had sex with a south Asian girl, reckon she was Bangladeshi or something.met her in a bar She was small and cute and black as new gates knocker. She unironically had all kinds of curry sauce on a shelf in her room.

Waffen SS, those men were made of steel. True Aryan warriors. The things they must have seen.

Gesundheit

Psychotic post but it brings up a question I've wondered about: how many people would/did join the Einsatzgruppen and participated in their atrocities if it meant avoiding a much more dangerous assignment on the Eastern Front?

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ah yes, people of colour

i beg your pardon

Obviously yankified nonsense but it passes the time

How did she smell?

shagged 3 south asians girl but none smelled of curry

im in this niggas walls ahah

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the bf

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I’d do it if it meant cleansing the Ostland of partisans and other parasites.

How pink were her nipples lad?

Haven't shagged any south Asian girls so can't report on whether or not they smell of curry

the tables have flipped, catberg is now licking my fingers

did they know you’re racisf

She didn’t smell bad actually. Her bedroom smelt of curry though

>the producers
Ah yes

pipe down

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*enters brit*

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Why didn't you keep her?
Hookup culture is vile Capitalist nonsense designed to destroy the Soviet family unit

>be totally mediocre British male
>unlimited access to cute brown girls
You lads will never know what it is to suffer

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poodaism

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would destroy his frog arsehole

>You lads will never know what it is to suffer
we dont have latinas here
you fuckers do though
it's not fair in the slightest

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>be totally mediocre British male
ktim

>Smoke
Immediate turn off

Dan doing his robocop impression
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I think it’s alright to shag brown girls, but I could never (never ever) settle down with one. Could you imagine having a mutt kid? Imagine staring in its beady eyes and realizing that it’s your legacy of your time on earth, your descendant.

grim

I bet you that lad has good bants, he has the smirk of a cheeky bantlord

you have latinas who are way more promiscuous

might finally start shaving daily instead of just looking like a lazy scruff all the time

Brown women are self-hating and that's a turn off

C A H A D M O D E E EN G A GE D

for me its lovely bulgarian women
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Really is remarkable how quickly Community (2009) became tired and hackneyed in Season 3

He looks like a melt state of those chinos and his suit jacket is too big
State of that shlid too

*coloured people

I don't find them attractive if I'm honest
Ethnic features of any kind just look ugly to me

>jfs
nah

awful show
now The Office US
That was a show

ah yes, people of color

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The thing that annoys me about Euphoria (2019) is that nobody talks about the tranny being a tranny. I refuse to believe that society has progressed so much that it wouldn't at least be a topic of discussion

drinking a black and tan

ash sarkar is anything but self hating

>your comment
nah

awful show
now The Office UK
That was a show

>Operation Unthinkable
You having sex

MrSmelly said in a live that he misses watching RT because he liked to hear both sides of the story

the listen
youtu.be/KHdVQ1hG6nI

normally hate ASMR shit but this is quite pengalengalicious really

I look like him but don't get brown women it's NOT FAIR.

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