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Mr Smelly is live!
no not seasidemark sadly
dunno know where the last 10 years have gone
i'm 32
its better than living in iran
when/where in history do you think would be ideal?
for me it'd be classical greece living on an island in the aegean or a coastal town as a humble fisherman. top comfy. top beauty. nice weather. clear waters. paradise.
can't wait for eddie hall to get KO'd tomorrow fucking fat chav gobshite
ahh yes, australian culture:
> youtu.be
youtu.be
Dan aka MrSmelly is live, ask him something silly
Business idea: make politicians faceless and anonymous, such that they can only be judged by their words and actions
nothing hotter than seeing a fat turd fall from a qt's arsehole
Just imagine
flat out racism, simple as
just like the pink floyd song said ha
Only have to cross the road and I've got more than 3,000 acres of outstanding natural beauty to wander in
Also near lots of woodland which isn't designated AONB but is very pleasant
Go out for a walk, run, or bike ride every day
Not many young people here though so spend lots of time by myself
Swings and roundabouts innit
today in the west if you're a billionaire
Watched this last time you linked it and it’s too autistic even for me
hmmmm chebs
me after work hehe
this is embarrassing stuff
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As an upper middle class white guy the USA 50s-90s would rank very high
This but 15 years, I'm 35.
My commute to work
It takes me 1 hour from when I leave my house to when I walk through toil doors.
fuark
mad how a video of two aussie lads in blackface with 1.6 million views is still up on jewtube in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-two
The SS were mad cool, they have my respect for sure.
sex with a stinky south indian girl
dd-d-d-d-doxed
what a narcissist
He's drinking Betty Stogs
virgin
I'm predicting at least one heart attack, hopefully two during the bout.
nazi germany
soviet union
same thing really
DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINk
SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS
er not really rorke
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO
LEON TROTSKY
Yes I know you are
Why doesn't hotdogman go to his local reserve or park, are they not everywhere like in Australia?
eddie hall taking scandi irish slave master jaws
just based on reach alone thor should annihilate him but hopefully he brawls for a laugh
strange dryness in my mouth after listening to uk top 50 on spotify
ice pick
This film isn't very good, it has that one really good with the Germans burning down the village then the girl arrives and she had the blood from being raped with the whistle in her mouth but the rest is cringe core
ktim this is me in 10 years time
I don't get people who make being Veganism as part of their personality, what mental illness do they have...
Mates reckon we're getting a bit too old for beer pong pre-dinks now
They WILL however go to trendy bars and reserve beer pong tables for literally 5-10x the price of the pre-drink beer pong
Simply cannot understand the average normie consoomer
Corr
Tight and shinys
scratching catbergs head
mad how the viklings enslaved the irish but no one ever cries about it because the vikings were diverse
>>>Table 2. Generated Rap Lyrics Sample of Medium Diversity (Warning: Explicit Content).
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>Only 2 years old when daddy used to bring them
>I don't know she me now cut I'm a flavorin'
>It hurtin' and got a gun cold car anything
>I got that blow blow, on ya mouth like man
>I'm so steel I'm a motherfuckin Cash Money Millionaire
any mrsmelly fans here?
Member of the Waffen SS on the Ostfront in 1941. I would prowl the vast steppe with my kamaraden and execute Jew-dogs and communists, I would also impregnate many Slavic women with superior Aryan seed.
eyy pandejo!
WHACK!
two days before it looms
Local coffee shop is now selling an "8 Oz" coffee
Who the fuck sells coffee in ounces
THAT MADE HIS EARS BURN
Do you bike or take the bus/tube?
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
EVERYBOOOOOOOODY
VGH LMFAO WERE THE GOATS
>beer pong at all
deary deary me
Why haven't you died of tuberculosis yet you grim freak
>tfw cracking open some Pasha de Cartier and sniffing the cap
you would trip over your shoelaces you soft cunt
how are you gonna be 6'7 weighing best part of 200 kg and do the "hold me back bro" as if you could just shove everyone there aside with ease
lost my lighter
Coffee shops near you evidently
YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*6 minute drum fill*
Doubt that very much
Coffee shops trying to fit a yank theme, trying to be Starbucks perhaps?
amerimutts
was it an expensive one
>I would also impregnate many Slavic women with superior Aryan seed.
Rassenschande
I'm a plain man.
I'm a train man.
Am I better than others on the train?
Yes
Do I utilise it regardless for convenience?
Also Yes
I had sex with a south Asian girl, reckon she was Bangladeshi or something.met her in a bar She was small and cute and black as new gates knocker. She unironically had all kinds of curry sauce on a shelf in her room.
Waffen SS, those men were made of steel. True Aryan warriors. The things they must have seen.
Gesundheit
Psychotic post but it brings up a question I've wondered about: how many people would/did join the Einsatzgruppen and participated in their atrocities if it meant avoiding a much more dangerous assignment on the Eastern Front?
ah yes, people of colour
i beg your pardon
Obviously yankified nonsense but it passes the time
How did she smell?
shagged 3 south asians girl but none smelled of curry
im in this niggas walls ahah
the bf
I’d do it if it meant cleansing the Ostland of partisans and other parasites.
How pink were her nipples lad?
Haven't shagged any south Asian girls so can't report on whether or not they smell of curry
the tables have flipped, catberg is now licking my fingers
did they know you’re racisf
She didn’t smell bad actually. Her bedroom smelt of curry though
>the producers
Ah yes
pipe down
*enters brit*
Why didn't you keep her?
Hookup culture is vile Capitalist nonsense designed to destroy the Soviet family unit
>be totally mediocre British male
>unlimited access to cute brown girls
You lads will never know what it is to suffer
poodaism
would destroy his frog arsehole
>You lads will never know what it is to suffer
we dont have latinas here
you fuckers do though
it's not fair in the slightest
>be totally mediocre British male
ktim
>Smoke
Immediate turn off
Dan doing his robocop impression
youtu.be
I think it’s alright to shag brown girls, but I could never (never ever) settle down with one. Could you imagine having a mutt kid? Imagine staring in its beady eyes and realizing that it’s your legacy of your time on earth, your descendant.
grim
I bet you that lad has good bants, he has the smirk of a cheeky bantlord
you have latinas who are way more promiscuous
might finally start shaving daily instead of just looking like a lazy scruff all the time
Brown women are self-hating and that's a turn off
C A H A D M O D E E EN G A GE D
for me its lovely bulgarian women
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Really is remarkable how quickly Community (2009) became tired and hackneyed in Season 3
He looks like a melt state of those chinos and his suit jacket is too big
State of that shlid too
*coloured people
I don't find them attractive if I'm honest
Ethnic features of any kind just look ugly to me
>jfs
nah
awful show
now The Office US
That was a show
ah yes, people of color
The thing that annoys me about Euphoria (2019) is that nobody talks about the tranny being a tranny. I refuse to believe that society has progressed so much that it wouldn't at least be a topic of discussion
drinking a black and tan
ash sarkar is anything but self hating
>your comment
nah
awful show
now The Office UK
That was a show
>Operation Unthinkable
You having sex
MrSmelly said in a live that he misses watching RT because he liked to hear both sides of the story
the listen
youtu.be
normally hate ASMR shit but this is quite pengalengalicious really
I look like him but don't get brown women it's NOT FAIR.