Denmark is my favorite country after France. I wish I was in a relationship with a Dane

Denmark is my favorite country after France. I wish I was in a relationship with a Dane.

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The Eternal D*ne deserves eternal damnation

My baby daddy is a danish man

>I wish I was in a relationship with a Dane.
what are you looking for in a partner

>trusting a d*ne
Your funeral I guess.

This
The eternal enemy of Nordic people.

danes, the eternal friend of norwegian people. how does it feel being disliked by the entire nordics?

>They will not notice the eternal Dane if I hop the border!

>danes, the eternal friend of norwegian people. how does it feel being disliked by the entire nordics?

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I propose an alliance against the Danish scourge.
Finns also welcome.

kven anna venn hev me da? sverige? fy faen

Danes>mountain nordics
I spit on mountain germs and embrace my lowland brother

sneed

They dont share the same sentiment. It would be best for you to never get involved with a d*ne

>mountain nordics
you could have just written norway

isn't Sweden also mountainous?

Trustworthy and loyal.

no, maybe for you, not for me

our tallest mountain is 650m
tallest in Flanders is 280m.

So YES. I do know mountains.

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I hate the Danish people

>our tallest mountain is 650m
Wow. That's insanely tall!

Mostly flat, but there's SOME mountains along the Norwegian border.
Ngl though, they brutally mountain mog us.

you mog denmark by 300m

My city has a few hills that are made of the ruins of buildings destroyed in WW2 but otherwise the area is flat, can I join the club?

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of course. your entire country is flat. the southern parts should belong to austria and switzerland anyway