Stormzy edition
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Good evening lads, what’s everyone having for tea?
1000 years of legal jurisprudence rendered null and void by a NEET virgin on an anonymous forum
poo barm for me my lad
Still seething lad?
>St Patrick's Day
dont know yet. mumberg still not home from toil
Stages of rattled:
>Slightly rattled
Soiface greentexting
>Somewhat rattled
Writing more than two sentences in a reply
>Quite rattled
Replying to multiple posts at once
>Distinctly rattled
Dragging an argument into a new thread
>Severely rattled
Making a new thread with the argument as the edition
>Galactically rattled
Bringing up an argument several days later
Strawberry Elephant
chicken kyivs. gotta stand with ukraine innit. doing my part for the war effort
corrr give us a bite la
Listening to elliott smith and feeling sorry for myself
You can feed entire village with this one elephant for a year.
Dude… so trippy
Seasidemark has literally gone missing
>gf found out ive been cheating on her with a guy multiple times
>went through my phone while i was downstairs
>forgot to delete grindr
>sees notification pop up
>opens my phone and sees our chat
>full of cock and ass pics
>dirty talk about wanting to touch cocks and cum in each other
>sees I've given him my address and that we've met up a few times
>finds a video on my phone of me sucking his cock and getting fucked by him
>screenshots and saves it all and sends to herself
>tells me she has to help her family and leaves
>didnt think anything of it
>she confronts me when she asks me to meet her for coffee
>shows me all the chats and said shes fucking disgusted in me
>wants nothing to do with me
>throws her cold brew in my face and slaps me
>blocked me on all social media
>posted my chat logs online for her friends to see
>family found out, brothers and sisters wont talk to me
>parents telling me i need to move out soon
>friends stop talking to me
>miss my gf so fucking much
>want her back more than anything
>feel suicidal since she left me
>get institutionalized for a week because parents saw me popping pills and self harming
>end up just moving in with the guy for a bit since i need to get away from it all
>hook up with each other daily but im still feeling empty as fuck
>miss my gf, need her in my life more than ever
>show up at her house to try and work it out
>she answers the door and is immediately repulsed by me
>calls me a disgusting piece of shit
>i try to hug her but she pushes me off then her parents come and tell me to leave or they're falling the police so i leave
>fast forward a month
>guy tells me he just got tested and is HIV positive
>we've been sleeping together
>he said he was only seeing me, and he only ever used protection
>clearly a lie
>go to get tested
Im literally freaking the fuck out right now, if i end up with HIV my life will be fucking over and there will be no chance my gf will ever touch me let alone look at me
>The Mayor of London paid to have a PSA made that's a video of a group of black lads with one white mate out on a night out and the singular white lad harasses a girl until the black ones have to tell him to be a better man
lmao absolute state of England
Another day in paradise (blackpool)
Fake and gay
Tree frogs are cute af
how do you know? don't vagrant alcoholic NEETs like him basically go "missing" all the time?
*cups hands over mouth and uses a low monotone muffled voice*
larrrppppp
cringggeeee
need a kiss and hug
*makes a cup of tea and sits down to read that novel*
Anyone watching kitboga? Actually makes me laugh and it’s not easy to make me laugh
I guess the moral of the story is:
Don’t suck cock