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Stormzy edition

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Good evening lads, what’s everyone having for tea?

1000 years of legal jurisprudence rendered null and void by a NEET virgin on an anonymous forum

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poo barm for me my lad

Still seething lad?

>St Patrick's Day

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dont know yet. mumberg still not home from toil

Stages of rattled:
>Slightly rattled
Soiface greentexting
>Somewhat rattled
Writing more than two sentences in a reply
>Quite rattled
Replying to multiple posts at once
>Distinctly rattled
Dragging an argument into a new thread
>Severely rattled
Making a new thread with the argument as the edition
>Galactically rattled
Bringing up an argument several days later

Strawberry Elephant

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chicken kyivs. gotta stand with ukraine innit. doing my part for the war effort

corrr give us a bite la

Listening to elliott smith and feeling sorry for myself

You can feed entire village with this one elephant for a year.

Dude… so trippy

Seasidemark has literally gone missing

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>gf found out ive been cheating on her with a guy multiple times
>went through my phone while i was downstairs
>forgot to delete grindr
>sees notification pop up
>opens my phone and sees our chat
>full of cock and ass pics
>dirty talk about wanting to touch cocks and cum in each other
>sees I've given him my address and that we've met up a few times
>finds a video on my phone of me sucking his cock and getting fucked by him
>screenshots and saves it all and sends to herself
>tells me she has to help her family and leaves
>didnt think anything of it
>she confronts me when she asks me to meet her for coffee
>shows me all the chats and said shes fucking disgusted in me
>wants nothing to do with me
>throws her cold brew in my face and slaps me
>blocked me on all social media
>posted my chat logs online for her friends to see
>family found out, brothers and sisters wont talk to me
>parents telling me i need to move out soon
>friends stop talking to me
>miss my gf so fucking much
>want her back more than anything
>feel suicidal since she left me
>get institutionalized for a week because parents saw me popping pills and self harming
>end up just moving in with the guy for a bit since i need to get away from it all
>hook up with each other daily but im still feeling empty as fuck
>miss my gf, need her in my life more than ever
>show up at her house to try and work it out
>she answers the door and is immediately repulsed by me
>calls me a disgusting piece of shit
>i try to hug her but she pushes me off then her parents come and tell me to leave or they're falling the police so i leave
>fast forward a month
>guy tells me he just got tested and is HIV positive
>we've been sleeping together
>he said he was only seeing me, and he only ever used protection
>clearly a lie
>go to get tested
Im literally freaking the fuck out right now, if i end up with HIV my life will be fucking over and there will be no chance my gf will ever touch me let alone look at me

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kek

>The Mayor of London paid to have a PSA made that's a video of a group of black lads with one white mate out on a night out and the singular white lad harasses a girl until the black ones have to tell him to be a better man
lmao absolute state of England

Another day in paradise (blackpool)

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Fake and gay

Tree frogs are cute af

how do you know? don't vagrant alcoholic NEETs like him basically go "missing" all the time?

*cups hands over mouth and uses a low monotone muffled voice*
larrrppppp
cringggeeee

need a kiss and hug

*makes a cup of tea and sits down to read that novel*

Anyone watching kitboga? Actually makes me laugh and it’s not easy to make me laugh

I guess the moral of the story is:

Don’t suck cock