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i hate w*men

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>couch
foy

alri lads

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>only got a grand to last the month
>spend £100 yesterday ordering vodka from amazon
why am i like this

Happy for you lad

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Convinced that success in the civil service is 30% intelligence and 70% being a boring enough bastard to actually care about the mind-numbing bollocks they talk about day in day out and learning how to navigate the complex internal bureaucracy and that
I have the 30% but I don't have the 70% and simply never will

P&O Ferries has sacked 800 seafaring staff with immediate effect, but some crew are defying orders and refusing to leave their ships in protest.

Workers are understood to have been told the news on zoom. The ferry firm said the "tough decision" was made to secure the future of the business.

Union RMT said crewmembers were being replaced with foreign labour.

Which opera singer did the best rendition of L'amour est un oiseau rebelle from Carmen?

I think the 2013 Covent garden version was good

backgroundcheckingmong thinking he has power when he clicks flag on the zendesk ticket

Cannot fucking stand Christian Bale. Think he's an absolute arsehole.

I heard you have some webms to show me?

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Only got £3 left, get bennies tomorrow though

music mong

Nobody actually cares, but you have to play along otherwise the whole illusion shatters and people might realise we don't actually need a civil service at all

Angela Gheorghiu

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Was raised in a very strict conservative religious household and now I'm a total degenerate atheist
Wonder if there's a connection there

teaching myself maths
realised i don’t know the times tables or how fractions work

sexo

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Yeah but playing along still requires the capacity to throw yourself into this incredibly boring world and I simply do not have that capacity

Reminder that I will be finding a discrepancy in your CV and notifying your prospective employer should your application come across my desk.

ethiopia be kiddin me!

woman doing autistic clapping in the backgroun is even weirder lmao

downstairs kot comes out when i come out
love the little fella, just needed to say it

I, for one, am glad British transport infrastructure companies are owned by Dubai conglomerates who remove the entire British staff to be replaced with cheap foreign labour waiting on buses.

Why are so many British men dating women from outside the uk?

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dancing inside a lightbulb

no
t. knower

Was raised in a normal atheist household and now I'm a normal christian
Wonder if there's a connection there

If a woman hates or mocks a man you all seethe
Yet you spend all day hating and mocking women
Hmmm....

wtf is this real

We need a civil service because the alternative is unworkable. The civil service deals in grand things the private sector couldnt even begin to imagine how to deal with.

Enjoy life in the private sector then, I guess

ok? stupid retard

>he thinks anonymous = one poster
hello brainlet

we take what we can get
for me it's a chinese gf

seems like people with moderately religious parents will grow up to be similar but people with lunatic zealots will rebel as much as they can.

What do you not like about different melodies, lad?

brb de lads need to get me bollocks battered innit

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Big fan of yellow women, me

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was raised in an agnostic household and I'm still very much agnostic
militant atheism and religion are both for freaks
read horseshoe theory

corr would love to spaff inside her

A D D I S A B A B A
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A
B
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B
A

indecision is not a belief

impressive, very nice. now lets see her without a filter and 5 layers of makeup

>her

Don't really want to work there either
What I'd quite like is to be unemployed but still have a comfortable amount of money

might go make a coffee x

dont really understand agnosticism, dont see how it can be a valid position except in the sense of "i can't be bothered looking into it" but then that is the position of atheists as well

feeling up for some rumpy pumpy

No but I think you all think the same

>Carmen
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have sex

aeropress?

Z

Make me one? Thanks x

Just saw a black bloke outside and was like "wtf is going on" but then realised he was delivering Amazon packages lmao

nah, mating press

It's extremely cringe when someone from a atheist, liberal, or moderate religious household goes on to become a fundie zealot sperg

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any of you lads order books from african american wells?

Would pretend I’m Sir Humphrey Appleby if I was a civil servant

havent seen a black person in months, me

mad how the brainlet reaction to agnosticism is 'wel u musbe a fens sitah'

Source?

From the Black Wells draw ye the Muses’ draught

"Ohhhh yes it's Sir Humphrey Appleby here ringing from my Civil Service department in Sheffield"

Black pudding is a superfood btw

False. Black people cant read.

Hard to do that with wfh desu
In a non-ministerial department myself too so don't get to deal with those chumps

That all it is though, fence sitting.

Happened to two of my mates
Raised in normal households and now both are fundies, one a Protestant and one LARPs as Eastern Orthodox

alri genghis khan

does the fence hurt?

whats your problem?

Source?

Your friends are not a source retard

*Starts throat singing*

why is it that posting on ibs is so boring yet so addicting

Off to the royal mail delivery office to pick up my parcel

amen
at least fundie religious are trying to get you to eternal life and happiness however misguided that may be
fundie atheists just want you down in the bog with the rest of us haha

Back-to-back meetings today from 9.00-15.00 (with a one-hour lunch break) and then another one from 16.30-17.00
This is simply too many meetings, I don't have any time to do any actual fucking work

saying i dont know the answer to a question i dont know the answer to is fence sitting?

yeah I put my money in the bucket, lowered it down then hoisted the bucket back up with the book in there but it was all wet as well

feel like there must be a more efficient way to deliver books

Source on that?

There's some things in life you 'just know', get what I'm saying?

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The answer to the question is found in the Bible, which is the ultimate source of all human knowledge and wisdom

gf is in another country
haven’t heard from her since Monday
what do we think lads

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Brother is splitting up with his gf and moving back in with me and mum

Bit grim

but the two answers are (to put it simply) nothingness or eternal salvation
if you are unable to pick between the two based upon well i dont even know your experiences then surely you will realise that it's much better to pick eternal salvation than nothingness?

*tips tradlarp fedora*

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grim

what are you trying to say about asian women?

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has she dropped a sex arse yet

Face looks like one of those Dragon Priest masks in Skyrim

Bogged beyond belief

>the Bible, which is the ultimate source of all human knowledge
So your saying humans didn't know anything before they read the Bible
Retard

Salmon with garlic lemon drizzle, roast baby potatos and tartar sauce from waitrose for din dins tonight, eating healhy and that innit

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be an indecisive little boy for the rest of your life then, never discovering the truth

im not arrogant enough to claim i know the answer when i dont, it could be quite literally anything

>The answer to the question is found in the Bible, which is the ultimate source of all human knowledge and wisdom

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loool im not applying for a job you mong

*splits eyelids*

>rorke memes

it's not about arrogance it's about being rational.
if you do not know which is, prima facie, true theism or atheism - that is obviously fair enough. but only one of those two belief systems provides the potential of eternal salvation while the other provides no potential whatsoever. it is simply irrational to not be a theist unless you believe there is no god.

"i'm not a vegan" crowd are more numerous and annoying than vegans desu senpai

Correct. Humans are lost sheep without faith and the Bible is the only guide as to how to live your life, the only rationality you need and the only true advice you can get

>>The answer to the question is found in the Bible, which is the ultimate source of all human knowledge and wisdom

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sounds cozy as long as you’re all close

Source?
Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

bottom right is kinda of a cutie without the dollop on

*tips tradlarp fedora*
funny how the little gen z kiddies who pretend be super duper religious now would be hardcore atheist 10-15 years ago if they wernt toddlers

Can you handle a feminist from London?

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>prima facie

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need to stop projecting your insularity and limitations la' not a good look

sabaton song isn't it

is it virgin hours already

Boomer

Corrrrrrr

something needs to be done about china

What is /brit/'s favourite type of eating fish?, big mackerel fan me, some say the taste is too strong but i like it, its cheap too

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hanoing bastard

black boss just called me a twinky snowbunny femboy
don’t know what he meant by that

For the love of Christ stop being such a deluded cringe freak

Genuinely cant

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Read the comments here. Americans are absolutely seething when they realize that their ancestors’ arrival from Ireland 200+ years ago doesn’t make them Irish.

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black cod innit
maybe turbot if i'm feeling cheap

nice frog that

Dont care about your weird little projection from a sad atheist still fuming his movement peaked in 2009 now desperately trying to revive things after the DEVASTATING original fedora meme DESTROYED your whole movement


NONONONONONO YOU ARE THE FEDORA!!

how so?, but yes im over 30

eat chicken and sardine curry 5 nights a week me

dehydrated from edging since sunday
amazing how much fluid you lose by constantly dribbling precum

Me, when someone asks me for a "source"

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according to your argument everyone should become a Muslim since muslim heaven is better than Christian heaven

just imagine
the year is 2003
you’re a zogtard who genuinely believes in the wmd meme and gets blown to smithereens in the back arse of iraq by an IED

love salmon, me

hate fish, me. might as well be eating vegetables

yeah we need to learn mandarin and put our cash into yuans lad
Chinese century coming like a train (of progress)

everyone constantly wees a little bit

stop basing your entire life and outlook on internet memes and go outside