Why are Germans OBSESSED with hating Australia? We don't give a shit about Germany

Why are Germans OBSESSED with hating Australia? We don't give a shit about Germany

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yeah Germans are weirdly obsessed with Australia, why is that?
Makes no sense to me

We do?

I think it's just one. I have no idea why he is so butthurt about Australia. Like nigga calm down.

Are you seething about the german in the dual-citizenship thread who said Australian isn't a real ethnicity?

Or is this another German

People on /int probably dislike you since you're always behaving like lapdogs of brits no matter what.
Other than that normie girls love australia and always want to go on a gap year their to "find themselves".

It's all of them, they genuinely believe Germany is better than Australia. How ridiculous

don't know shit about austraila why would I be obsessed with something I don't even know

9/10 germans couldn't find austrailer on a map

Pay the submarines

>gap year their to "find themselves".
Do people really find themselves picking fruit for little to no pay. Shit's like slave labour. But for Europeans

It's to do with the Anglo-German rivalry

They're resentful because Australian hipsters move to Berlin and refuse to learn the language

it's probably just Ikibey seething because some Aussie made fun of him. just call him a Turkish shitskin or something and move on.
most real Germans on this board think this country is shit

based
most of poles who work in germany don't learn it as well
ugly language

Can't imagine actively wanting to pick fruit in sweltering Australian heat to "find myself"

The mind of the European boggles

maybe stick to the contract next time.
You violated it and tried to scam us, we don't have an obligation to pay
Since when has Germany ever been a match for the anglos?
The UK dominated them for over a 1000 years

>rivalry
lel

i stayed there for a couple of months and only learned the bare essentials, most ppl speak english anyway and i had better things to do than learn a language id probably never use again

I think we have payed out already, since it was only in early stages I don't think it was that much.

They don't care about you, it's just idiots mistaking you for Austria

It's just one Austrian shitskin tho

nobody thinks about you

you're thinking about us right now

Fuck off surrender monkey. You live in a brown muslim shuthole lmao

Doesn't make sense since we're Celts.

autistic thread

i am not, i am Chinese-australian

Germany is very densely populated, which is why they are obsessed with Lebensraum and consequently Australia. Same with Canada or remote places in the US, Argentina, or Namibia.

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australian posters are just painfully unfunny but for some reason heralded as being the funniest people on earth

They confuse it with Austria and want to Anschluss

>Berlin

so you're upset that German humour is shit\ and you feel inferior?

you are just not funny, sorry

i love germany, i'm actually 1/4th german myself

Funnier than you mate, its why we get all the German backpacker QTs. Well, if they showered

Please come to South Australia and do the Lebensraum. Surely you have a great uncle or second cousin down here right