I WILL HAVE A BRAZILAIN GF
Speaking my future into existence
Mason Jones
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Luis Johnson
What's your race?
Henry Cook
lets trade
Alexander Perez
I love Brazilian but I HATE all evangelicals infesting Brazil. I refuse to consider evangelicals Brazilian.
Adam Thompson
Black
Nicholas Campbell
You've jinxed it, now it will never happen
Congrats mate
Tyler Wood
Me too user
based
Ayden Edwards
Seriously or are you joking? I'm just curious
Xavier Barnes
dont mind this chud, come here and have sex
Tyler Baker
Get it while you can, because after Lula gets elected amerimutts will be considered persona non grata here (I'm Brazilian, just using a different flag)
Evan Campbell
Im serious.
What are my chances at a girl like pic rel? Preferably born in 2005 or earlier.
Cameron Thompson
I don't know
I'm an incel loser
Ryder Campbell
>Preferably born in 2005 or earlier.
Robert Stewart
Wtf, i thought it was impossible to be a virgin in Brazil.
David Jenkins
it is. don't believe his lies
Carter Gray
We're both on this website, you and I
Liam Edwards
Our women love black men
Easton Campbell
No
Kevin Turner
Being a social autist is way worse in a country where everyone is really social.
Thomas Moore
>Preferably born in 2005 or earlier.
Why don't you kys, amerimutt?
Austin Sanchez
I want to marry an Argentinian or any other LaTam Chick - my children will speak both Spanish and Portuguese as their native languages; and they're gonna love it.
Robert Reyes
People born in 2005 are (going to be) 17, retard
Dylan Brown
Tell me the truth, no shitposting or BBC posting. What are my odds? Im tall, fit, black, and rich.
Why would I want some woman who already has had her pair-bonding abilities destroyed? Plus, 99% of Brazilian women lose their virginity by 11 so I gotta start aiming low.
Aaron Hill
Tried out out the Bumble travel feature in Brazil and put down the city of my ex and the first Bumble result was literally her. I panicked and immediately turned the function off. I hope she wasn't swiping on the app and saw me. FUCK
Adrian Lewis
Why is ur Ex from brazil and ur a german
Dominic Allen
Not the user you replied to but yeah your chances are great just don't be a cunt and you'll probably be fine. It's worth mentioning that you probably should skip all that American superiority bullshit you guys are taught since your early ages, she's gonna hate you for that.
tl;dr be nice and you'll probably make it
Leo Nguyen
Because I met her during an exchange and we both had to get back to our respective countries. It was a mutual but pretty breakup due to outside circumstances.
Jack Brooks
> 99% of Brazilian women lose their virginity by 11 so I gotta start aiming low.
Kys
Levi Fisher
shitty breakup*
Joshua Scott
From what I have heard of Brazil, I would say it is a true statement.
I have also heard that Brazilian cousins have sex with each other sometimes. Your country and your people are extremely interesting.
Brandon Wilson
>Let me tell you about your country
Please never come to my country, ever.
Mason Wright
>Plus, 99% of Brazilian women lose their virginity by 11 so I gotta start aiming low.
>I have also heard that Brazilian cousins have sex with each other sometimes.
If you come to my country I'll kill you.
You are going through where? São Paulo airport? I'll be waiting for you pedo retard brainwashed amerimutt scum
Eli Rodriguez
I will come to your country and will bring home my Brazilian bride.
Brody Ward
I wish I could help you in this task.