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Owen Flores
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Noah Foster
Corr imagine if big Jez was PM, we'd be allied with Russia.
Levi Ortiz
Commiemong a bit mental when you think about it, he’s been at it for years. Rather impressive dedication to the gimmick.
Colton Wilson
Name five fundamental rights you have that someone in Russia doesn't.
Owen Brooks
That's not Emile Smith Rowe/Bukayo Ghosted Saka/Aaron Rams-Had-a-Stinker-Dale lad
Daniel Lewis
Owen Evans
The right to goon
The right to slonk major gang weed
The right to party
The right to transvesite sex changes
The right to write
Checkmate.
Chase Brown
Im tired seeing British femboys, %80 of posters in r/femboys are British. Next time think twice before coming here, ill harrass you.
Lincoln Cook
>bukayo "monke" saka the penalty-misser
>captaining anything
try again
Zachary Hernandez
The right to elect a Gay Pakistan man as Prime Minister
Juan Myers
Gonna tell Boris you're being racist online
Daniel Rivera
Reckon there's an even chance I'm dead by 30
And 1/20 chance i'm here at 40
Oliver Campbell
mad how utterly shit my personality is
Aaron Harris
in my experience macbooks can take an incredible amount of liquid damage compared to other laptops
Camden Sanchez
Forgot this one
Stuck a tenner on living, please don’t make me lose the gamble lad
Easton Thompson
>a Gay Pakistan man as Prime Minister
Rishi Sunak?
Angel Reed
same, but I'm also talentless and ugly, but at least I've got good self-esteem
Connor Baker
Right to use the words "war" and "Ukraine" in the same sentence
Right to publicly criticise the government
Right to refuse to be conscripted to fight in a war
Jeremiah Young
poo dilating my arsehole as we speak.
Kevin Cruz
You don't have free speech, so that's 1+2 out.
Also conscientious objectors exist in Russia so that's 3 out.
Try again.
Gavin Allen
We're both wage slaves of capital.
Jose Johnson
doing a read
Daniel Perry
All poo comes from a crown yet no poos are royalty
Nathan Perez
rishi sunak is neither gay, nor pakistani, nor prime minister.
Brayden Morgan
JUST
Oliver Moore
>conscientious objectors
Were told to fight in Ukraine else face 25 years in prison
Yeah, good choice there
Kevin Lopez
>rishi sunak is neither gay, nor pakistani, nor prime minister.
Cameron Baker
looks seriously ill
don't like seeing the skull that clearly, reminds me of people near death
Cooper Bell
He merely replaced the lad who resigned. Nobody wanted him as Taoiseach and he had one of the shortest reigns in history.
Austin Rogers
Commiemong what makes you tick
Cameron Carter
isn't he meant to be coming back as PM soon though?
Justin Myers
God I'm farting so much aaahh oh dear its so stinky
Julian Sanders
You would be conscripted if we were at war.
Samuel Torres
Carson Flores
£126 council tax bill
lmao
Nathan Nguyen
Yh. In the same way brits constantly vote labour or tory in spite of how shit they are, our people always vote ff or fg
Kayden Walker
what the fuck I didn't war of the worlds was based on an earlier story set in london.
Jaxon Cox
Parker Martinez
Love zoomer rap like this even though I'm fucking old
Joshua Kelly
can't fathom calling russia corrupt when ukraine is literally africa levels of poor
Connor White
nah but i read there was actually a coalition agreement where the gay paki is going to come back as PM in a powersharing thing with the other guy
Gavin Anderson
melt
Robert Jenkins
Actually I wouldn't :)
Caleb Hill
based
Samuel Perez
Brayden Rodriguez
And why is it Africa levels of poor?
Oh yeah, because of Russia.
Fucking spastic.
Jeremiah Ortiz
Nobody ever went bankrupt writing anticommunist stories.
Jeremiah Collins
alri Emma
Kayden Watson
Money is fake. Ownership is fake. Laws are fake. All man-made bullshit.
Just take what the fuck you want.
Carson Morales
I’d plant my face right near her ass and sniff as she farted.
Eli Richardson
Hitler smoked a lot of weed
Cameron Gutierrez
the most average white womans ass in the world.
Ryan Jenkins
Mental how Boris Johnson was literally right about to be deposed as PM and then Russia started a war and now he's guaranteed to be in office for another year minimum, with the excuse of "b-b-but muh war."
Kevin Ortiz
Want to snort a fatal quantity of cocaine
Cameron Hernandez
it wouldn't even smell that bad
Logan Long
Angel Perry
True but oh well. Several browns on your front bench so don't judge.