I want to escape war. Where should I move

Move in with me :)

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There won't if you don't join NATO

fuck off, don't write for us amerifat.
only because of that I'm going to usa and stay there for the rest of my life.

Ok. Where do you live?

based, I want a finnish refugee gf, I guess I should thank based putin.

Barbados

There will be if we don't. Russia basically said Finland is next early on in the war and threatened immediate action if we considered joining NATO.

It's inevitable.

Is this what your media told you?
Damn, Swedes are way dumber than they seem

What does your media tell you?

they weren't going to invade ukraine

Putins speech had all that empire nostalgia and putler has very explicitly threatened us.

Not that he can threaten us
Finkand would win 1v1

what does finland have that anybody would go to war for?

the point isn't to win or lose idiots. it's to avoid the damage

Do burgers really think they will be spared? The only safe places are some shitholes in Africa or remote Pacific islands.

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No that's what Putin himself said. He did threaten us in the very early stages of this. Literally the first week.
Maybe your media doesn't even inform you on that. I thought it was internally reported because Russians think sending threats is manly or something. And you need to constantly reinforce the idea that Putin is a man, not ape.

If you are a femanon, i have an extra bed in my room. If maleanon, Ukraine.

>a-america will lose! j-just any day now!
cope

Proximity to Russia and very good strategic positioning on NATO.
The primary threat against Sweden is seen as Russia invading to take Gotland an island off our coast. It'd be a very good forward base.

To Russia. You don't even need to transport yourself!

>he thinks europe wouldn't get nuked if nato fights with russia
lol

We're getting a little old for this don't you think

Florida
It's warm, but full of brown people
Will you be okay with that?

Im going to fly to russia and set of the deadhand nuke defense system

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Come here. I doubt they'll let us fight.

seeing our arch rival reduced to kim jong un is kinda depressing. all they do is shout about nukes too

Good luck surviving a global nuclear war, even if your country "wins".

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French Polynesia

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>ANY DAY NOW JUST YOU WAIT

What makes you think I believe that? It is literally contrary to what I said.

Here are your targets btw

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Sounds cool. Are you a cute girl?

Come home white man

>Arch rival
It's 22 grandpa, you don't have to worry about the Cuban missile crisis anymore

No, I have a penis and my ass is very hairy

How are they going to nuke all of those places in the US if they would mostly/considerably nuke Europe?

>tfw YLE had a wrong translation and everyone in the country are still pissed two weeks after

What the actual fuck?

What's Argentina like?

>I have a penis
I can work with that

>my ass is very hairy
Gross.

I also have a penis and a hairy ass.

It's warm, but full of brown people
Will you be okay with that?

Sounds cool. Are you a cute girl?