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Duck edition

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off the xans and half a bottle of white wine haha x

need it
want it
crave it
desire it
lust for it

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>don't drink coffee
>don't get drunk
>don't do drugs
>don't have sex
>don't watch porn
>barely ever get hard anymore

Reckon I'm going a bit insane. Only outlet I have is sport, but I do so much, my body is recovering all the time.
Not sure what else to do, though, to keep the dark thoughts at bay.

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Grim stuff this Jezza doc

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Tonight is my last night on planet earth.

i love her

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Mad how '190' is /brit/ slag for someone who is of fuckwit intelligence
He's put 8 solid years of his pitiful existence into Any Forums and that is his lone legacy

vile sauropsids

where ye off to bey?

Why are white people so violent?

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are all benzos the same?
only tried diazepam

very drunk

Tick tock man city

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Would it be really weird to have a two hour nap right now?

poowong

cute

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nobody in russia or the ukraine is 'white'
swarthoids

Matched with a peng Polish ting but she's not a Catholic so I might have to drop her

*enters thread in an oversized David Byrne suit*

Here's 40 shillings on the drum
For those who volunteer to come
To list and fight the foe today
Over the hills and far away
O'er the hills and o'er the the main
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain
King George commands, and we obey
Over the hills and far away

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an actual title trace? nice

*walks into thread*
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that city bus it hit was involved with transporting hundreds of children to forced sex reassignment surgeries

whats the story here then

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it's ten at night mate you might as well go to sleep fully

she's on Tinder, why does it matter?

If you're unironically using Tinder/Bumble you don't have the right to judge other people's lack of religiosity

CNN has transformed into the Ukraine channel apparently. It’s on the TV here at work and that’s all they talk about.

Hinge actually so it's fine

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barry lyndon takes place in england

Needs a David Attenborough commentary

Me with the cane

but I don’t want to teleport to toil mate

it's all the same,
no proper woman is desperate enough to get a stranger from the internet

She's not white though is she

american "news" is not news as we understand it over here

i've been to your cunt a few times. in 2017 CNN was the trump channel, just endless talking heads giving opinion, no actual news.

>In 2021, Kyle stated that he had been diagnosed with an anxiety disorder after The Jeremy Kyle Show was axed.[31]
screaming

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diazepam is basically the archetypal benzo
their general effects are split into anxiolytic (stop anxiety), anti-convulsant/anti-seziure, and hypnotics (make you sleepy)
diazepam does all three, xans are mainly anxiolytic, some others are mainly anti-seziure
they last different lengths as well

wish I could, save a fortune on fuel

This is literally how everybody meets in the present year

Slavic, which is almost the same thing

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really hate it when they dress them in people clothes and make them do tricks
like the little capuchins in Thailand that they make ride bikes and stuff, you just know the owners don't care about them and beat them
bit sad really ini

>This is literally how everybody meets in the present year
nah, mate you live in a degenerate bubble

if only I never did my back, shoulder and knee in... this could've been me...

Why does every Asian bird I match with come from Singapore?

rate the scran

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mad how she thinks she's won here

London-on-Asia

unironically the worst kind of asian
all of them are stuck up
t. lived with 2 singaporeans

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is she Pentecostal?

Get a beer instead fs

Fucking sexy af

drippy shoes timbo fr

Any lad here ever volunteered with children?
At an orphanage or something?
Been thinking about it for a while but not sure if I'm ready for such a responsibility.

Jeremy Kyle is a freak who gets off on belittling the underclass, surprising absolutely no one

What was your first wank material? For me it was the lingerie pages of a littlewoods catalogue

.. scran making ..

can't drink on anti psychotics really
you just fall asleep

I'd snog her

nah presbyterian

Want to join the army for some reason

What's wrong, white women too much for you?

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