Why Americans live like this?

why Americans live like this?

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Because you touch yourself at night

Because I touch myself at night

Because our masters want us living in pods but they don't want us to realize it.

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I grew up in one of these in Southern California, AMA

Why did you move to China?

Is it true those are full of hot horny single cougars as depicted in the Tim Burton movie Edward Scissorhands ?

suburbs are LE HELL
2000 sqft detached house with backyard in quiet white neighborhood?!?!?
omg this is heckin dystopia!!!!

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how many times did the neighbors bitch about stupid shit like your lawn having 1/8" too long grass or something?

The monotony in houses is boring, but it's a big house with a nice yard and a tall fence, you cannot suffer.

Only retards in cities live like this. If you don't live in a large city/work in a large city there is 0 reason to live in one of these shitshacks.

The only reason people do is they're soiboi faggots who love the disgusting smell of homeless people's shit and the sight of drug users weaning off at bustops, but they need more space for their fur babies! Mr. Shekelstein said that there's a $400/mo surcharge for fur babies so they go to Mr. Goldstein's real estate company, and buy a house constructed for $150,000 by a bunch of Guatemalans and Mexicans, for $680,000. But hey! They have a .05 acre back yard! And the HOA is sooo accommodating! I only am required to pay it $2000/year and they send a drug addict to mow my 47 sqft front lawn! Sometimes they may even leave you notes that tell you you're being fined for your garbage can being left out a day extra!

If you live in something like this in the US, or WANT TO, you should immediately consider suicide via gun. Nice, easy, and one less person suckling SS.

Nothing wrong with this .The opposite they actually live much better since these houses have much space.

conservatives have no sovl when it comes to architecture.
picrel. socialist paradise california.

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No. Not possible to live there if you are single, it's too expensive.
Never actually. Most of my neighbors were Taiwanese, East Asian, or White. The city actually comes by every once in a while to try and fine us but my dad tells the city to fuck off. No HOA btw.

San Francisco is the single faggiest city on the face of the planet. That picture must be really old, because I don't see the line of tents in the street, the homeless shit on the sidewalk, and the drug addicts shooting up in the allies.

why do finnshits live like this?

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>California
>white mans country

you can have big houses with a big nice backyard, a tall fence and still have SOUL

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What I don't understand is why there are so many bungalows in the US

Is this true people call the police if you go walking through these streets?

Imagine if nordics didn't paint their wooden houses hideous colours and left them natural.

It is*

no, but I live in a very safe area
i dont remember the last time i saw a homeless person in the vicinity of our neighborhood

>he has to post memes in response because he knows we're correct
It must suck to live in such a shithole. I mean, your city literally has a "Poop patrol" because of the DAILY calls to the police office that homeless people shit on the sidewalks outside of local businesses. Or when they're getting robbed, because as long as you're not stealing at least $1000 of goods the cops literally cant and won't attempt to arrest you.

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>>he has to post memes in response because he knows we're correct
>It must suck to live in such a shithole. I mean, your city literally has a "Poop patrol" because of the DAILY calls to the police office that homeless people shit on the sidewalks outside of local businesses. Or when they're getting robbed, because as long as you're not stealing at least $1000 of goods the cops literally cant and won't attempt to arrest you.

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This isn't even high quality b8 m8. You're not trolling, you're just being retarded. California is for niggers, that why everyone worth their shit either already left or is packing their businesses up and moving.

>trees everywhere
>forestline in the horizon as long as the eye can see
>a lake within a walking distance
>Finnish everyman rights mean that you get to enjoy it all
and it's way more sparsely built. you don't see how this is better than the OP pic?

you think burgers dont have their country full of places like that?

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>people move to california for 80+ years
>...........
>people move out of california for 1 year
>LOOK AT LE CALIFRONIANS MOVING OUT XD ITS SO TERRIBLE
i guess this is the product of inbreeding so im not shocked. also, enjoy taking in all our retarded poor people that are flooding your job markets with shitty retail jobs. Elon musk and joe rogan still don't make up for the thousands of poors clogging your market and real estate there. it's not like everyone else is receiving the silicon valley types, just the retail wagies.

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yeah but I didn't post that pic. I'm shitting on the one I posted in OP.