>make German friend off of Any Forums 5 years ago
>become really really close
>he's visiting me this week
I'm even more anxious than usual. How do I not fuck this up?
Make German friend off of Any Forums 5 years ago
Joshua Hall
Michael Young
Stock up on beer, lubricant and condoms.
Austin Williams
Prepare good beer.
Asher Martin
cuddle and make out with him. kiss on his neck.
Robert Martin
prepare your anus
Leo Rodriguez
Kill him with a rock
Carson Collins
don't give him one of these (?)
the shit they sell as brezeln in the english speaking world is insulting (it actually hurt when i tried biting into one of these ffs)
Anthony Wright
I don't drink alcohol, so I know absolutely nothing about it.
I do have plenty of lube and I guess I have a few condoms though? I'm not gay but he's physically attractive, and his personality moreso.
I wanna do this but I don't wanna get carried away and orgasm right before he arrives, so it's a precarious balance.
How do I kiss? I've never done it before. I want to cuddle with him extremely badly.
Oh, soft vs. hard pretzels?
Luis Sanchez
>>become really really close
Just say you're a faggot
Luis Moore
>I'm not gay
Why are you lying to yourself?
Easton Gomez
did you meet on a /gif/ scat thread ?
Ryan Lopez
It was more of a joke than anything else. I know I'm gay I just hate it. If I can get a bf maybe I will hate it less? Idk.
No, he doesn't like scat.
Grayson Parker
clean your bowels I guess
you don't want to scare him with shit on his penis
Hudson Brown
germans are into that anyway
Hudson Sanchez
>Germ-ans
>scared of shit
Kek
Colton Green
heh
Jack Gomez
Remember to eat fiber and get an enema before you bottom
Lincoln Sanchez
Why are you gay?
Owen Johnson
I take psyllium husk anyway but how did you know I bottomed?
Landon Powell
The amounts of prenatal androgens I was exposed to, which is reflected in my digit ratio (very high), typical of women and gay bottoms.
Matthew Cook
I’m talking in future tense