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goshy's proxy got deleted edition

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ive tried to think of funny replies, but nah, they'd get written off at a writer's table

so no, i dont think i want to do things with another man. why would even want me.

i see these pathetic paedos in gay posts on reddit. and i think, what kind of a wretch of a man you'd have to be to want and have sex with a person decades younger than you
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im not saying youre younger, i just dont wanna date again ever

connie, see that fire extinguisher over there?

OH JANNY BOY

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ugly bitch ass nigga

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BROS
i just found out that now you can disable the path length limit in windows.
now i can properly tag all of my obscure emo music where the song title is a full paragraph.

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real gay hours

kys goshy

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>Go get the vaccine
>Some dude screaming like the shitposting wojacks irl
>Go do some paperwork cause my father died
>Some old lady screaming like those shitposts telling me i'll never be something in my life and that she's a uni teacher
>Constant barrage of people shittalking at my job about how they can do things more efficiently and way better than me despite the only thing they do is shitpost irl

Did the world broke down or something? i feel like the everyone's gone mad and i missed the memo.

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Should I jack off for the rest of my life if i gave up on girls already? Women are inherently evil and my highschool crushes are no more.

hop on anti aids medicine and become a faggot

Her (Galadriel) mother-name was Nerwen and she grew to be tall beyond the measure even of the women of the Noldor; she was strong of body, mind, and will, a match for both the loremasters and the athletes of the Eldar in the days of their youth. Even among the Eldar she was accounted beautiful, and her hair was held a marvel unmatched. It was golden like the hair of her father and of her foremother Indis, but richer and more radiant, for its gold was touched by some memory of the starlike silver of her mother, and the Eldar said that the light of the Two Trees, Laurelin and Telperion, had been snared in her tresses. Many thought that this saying first gave to Feanor the thought of imprisoning and blending the light of the Trees that later took ship in his hands as the Silmarils. For Feanor beheld the hair of Galadriel with wonder and delight. He begged three times for a tress, but Galadriel would not give him even one hair. These two kinsfolk, the greatest of the Eldar of Valinor, were unfriends forever.

ugh thats a bit longer than i remember

‘And what gift would a Dwarf ask of the Elves?’ said
Galadriel, turning to Gimli.
‘None, Lady,’ answered Gimli. ‘It is enough for me to have
seen the Lady of the Galadhrim, and to have heard her gentle
words.’
‘Hear all ye Elves!’ she cried to those about her. ‘Let none
say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet
surely, Gimli son of Glo´in, you desire something that I could
give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest
without a gift.’
‘There is nothing, Lady Galadriel,’ said Gimli, bowing low
and stammering. ‘Nothing, unless it might be – unless it is
permitted to ask, nay, to name a single strand of your hair,
which surpasses the gold of the earth as the stars surpass the
gems of the mine. I do not ask for such a gift. But you
commanded me to name my desire.’
The Elves stirred and murmured with astonishment, and
Celeborn gazed at the Dwarf in wonder, but the Lady smiled.
‘It is said that the skill of the Dwarves is in their hands rather
than in their tongues,’ she said; ‘yet that is not true of Gimli.
For none have ever made to me a request so bold and yet so
courteous. And how shall I refuse, since I commanded him
to speak? But tell me, what would you do with such a gift?’
‘Treasure it, Lady,’ he answered, ‘in memory of your
words to me at our first meeting. And if ever I return to the
smithies of my home, it shall be set in imperishable crystal
to be an heirloom of my house, and a pledge of good will
between the Mountain and the Wood until the end of
days.’
Then the Lady unbraided one of her long tresses, and cut
off three golden hairs, and laid them in Gimli’s hand. ‘These
words shall go with the gift,’ she said. ‘I do not foretell, for
all foretelling is now vain: on the one hand lies darkness, and
on the other only hope. But if hope should not fail, then I
say to you, Gimli son of Glo´in, that your hands shall flow
with gold, and yet over you gold shall have no dominion.

good whatever day it is to you who never sleeps and posts here 24/7 chicanocel

Sneed's feed and seed, formely Naomi's

Okay calming. Maybe. Something just went ptism in my brain there.

oh bb
if only you knew :/

Just need food for the blood sugar

Witnessed a real life cuckold/Hotwife couples at a club in chicago last night.

Couple was probably in their late 40s. White blond woman with a very tall skinny white man. They come in the club and she looks drunk. He is just standing there in silence next to her. She proceeds to approach every black guy and try to dance. As the club closes, she is following this dark skinned African guy grabbing onto him and he is pulling away and even swears at her to get away from him lmao. Honestly I’m surprised no black guy wanted to fuck her because she was not too bad looking just visibly older,

this place is dead

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Forgot the trick of peanut butter plus the oat crunches. That's a meal kinda

helloooooooooooooooooooo

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Bark

rrrrrrnnngngggghhhhhhmgngggnnhhhhh

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Be nice negro

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youtu.be/vhaZ8ZK1Wsg
you know shane skillz was #1 on my myspace playlist
australia's most gangsterish rapper and that

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got some coke in the fridge
cans only sorry
i would like some bottled ones, like my dad used to bring back home an actual crate of coke bottles

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Get a new gimmick

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Surprisingly low sugar content for american brand, is the taste chocolatey or that bitter hershey flavour like

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name one good history focused youtube channel

that's pretty adorable. i wonder if i could breed foxes.

then i can take over the world with my army of human fox hybrids!

what the fugg is wrong with cat pics?

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Fall of civilizations

Chocolate syrup, what does it need? Corn, definitely.