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Munchy box edition

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I haven't eated yet, so hungry I would even eat that shit box

Stimmed up

heart racing, blood pumping

IT'S TIME

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>nooo you have to act the same way online as you do irl! I said so nooo

Too much children's food

not enough food, how much does this cost?

Looks borderline inedible.

Wondering whether to have a big party for my 30th
Don't normally do this sort of thing out of fear of people not turning up, but got 3 other friends all turning 30 within a few weeks so if we could combine forces and throw some big event and surely all of their friends would show up and I'd just leech off the popularity and that

I'm so fucking hungry. I think I'm going to fetch myself some English food

looks utterly rancid

have you laid your pipe in a ukranian refugee yet?

Got called a "ginger cunt" by a paki, but couldn't call him a "paki bastard" in response because I would be arrested and thrown in prison.

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Vintage Land Rover sub edish

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ive been watching this guy
pretty comfy

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Weak minded ginger bollocks

Lovely Indian chebs edition

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Have a very severe addiction to being angry, me

gingey gingey gingey CUNT

Like £5 judging from the quality

Who ate all the gabagool?

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How some there’s no good Indian porn

There is but you have to really be looking for it.

my 30th was a proper wash out
my 'friends' are all boring cunts and went home early
dropped them now. rather be friendless than listen to them talk about anything.

sex

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any 3 day weekend man in

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I was like 10 pages in xvideos deep and that’s territory I would recommend no man tread

Seems inevitable at this sort of age, relationship-havers just aren't interested in late ones anymore

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Noooooooo. I thought you were on my side, Britbros

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i spent my 30th birthday smoking heroin, alone. quit the day after.

sick to the back teeth of it. absolutely had it up to here

I don't even bother arranging anything for my birthday these days. I have friends but they're all unreliable apart from one guy who is loyal and punctual.

wish this wasn't the crux of it but it is in many cases

So this is what obesity looks like

>people who only have 2-day weekends

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I saw a vid of a young Indian couple fucking in the rain in a yard and it was really sexy. It helped that they were both good looking, can't stand it when the girl is being screwed by some chubby middle aged Indian man with a moustache.

*sniffs*
fuckin fish market in here...

You sound bent

reminds me of animals doing mating dances to attract sexual partners

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went hiking lads

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I'm partial to a trap, so yes I'm a bit bent

Can’t stand Indian porn where the guy is Indian (though)

>I suffer in Britain
To be fair though where you live you have to drive everywhere and there are no young people around so it's swings and roundabouts

it's literally signalling that it's mating season

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Scoliosis club?

traps arent gay mate

good yank post. what holiday is yours

Christ, can you fuck shut up you bloody friendless virgin?

*thread goes silent except for me*

Monday

I LOVE Mondays

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just challenged putin to single combat to decide the fate of ukraine, don't he'll accept it. few would

I was in a club in London once and this really fit Italian girl started grinding her bum on my groin, got instantly hard and yes I ended up taking her back to the hotel to fuck. Never saw her again though.

fascinating

Who else high af rn

unironically think brazil is gonna win this WC

Let's not start this again, but you're wrong

got some more wine
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and you will not challenge the wisdom of government who do what they decide is best

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*greentexts your obvious fantasy and posts it with a picture of day from the Inbetweeners

It only took this "buffoon" a bit of political manoeuvring and a secret speech to subvert the until then unavoidable direction of history according to the communist worldview

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primary school bus rides were ethereal experiences

Pet nigger just gained a clue

>it's a wildy coordinate
dropped

Mulled this one over and decided that I agree

salt and vinigga chips

rode my bicycle to school, me

Think ill stop using /brit/. Spammers, schizos and coomers have made this place an absolute chore to use and the good jokes are few and far between. Its been a good run. Hope you lads find whatever it is that youre missing in your life.

thinking back to when i did sex on all the members of little mix in a dream. i truly was king for a day there

i mean on trips to camp and excursions and shit

dog's watching crufts

would quite like to be a sex slave