>german guy joins our work call
>his name is Helmut
you must be kidding
German guy joins our work call
Xavier Howard
Matthew Ramirez
you wait till you realise there are men in germany called "Uwe"
Levi James
what's the joke
Blake Ortiz
>hear german on the tram
>look at who's speaking it
>literally 2 brownest people on the tram
germbros...
Jordan Collins
lol
Nolan Roberts
>american guy joins our work call
>his name is Hellmutt
Jack Nguyen
kek
John Baker
Also Udo
Josiah Russell
>one shot at life
>parents name me Ingo
Cooper Foster
swede joins
he says his name is sven but you can call him jeg ville være homoseksuel for danmark
Jaxson Ortiz
>Start new job
>Named Andrew
>"So do you prefer Andrew or Andy?"
>Never know how to respond
Am I a retard?
Justin Ortiz
>do ya prefer tom or thomas?
>uh, tom I guess
>actually prefer thomas, just don't want to appear haughty
Tyler Martinez
>Am I a retard?
yeah
Luke Perez
I once had a meeting with a guy named Wilhelm
Matthew Hernandez
Maybe something about 'helmet' or 'hell-mutt'.
Mason Brooks
Ingo Swann is a based name
Carter Martinez
how is this even possible islander bo
Jason Mitchell
Mein Kaiser...
Austin Fisher
Which is it then? I think Andy is a cool name, very friendly sounding. Andrew is very respectable but I'd rather call a nigga Andy in a workplace
Mason Rodriguez
>work for a chinese company in the UK
>Many expats from China
>they of course all chose their english names
>have to, with a straight face, be on zoom calls with people called Gandalf and Neo
Jeremiah Roberts
Hallo mein name ist Helmut Schmacker
Jonathan Scott
it really do be like that sometimes