How do I became an Iranboo?

How do I became an Iranboo?
Is there a reading list?

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>How do I became an Iranboo?

You don't. You aren't even educated enough to use our real flag. Just forget we exist, you Persophobe.

Sincerely, cisgender agnostic Iranian male

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wrong flag chud!

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Im pretty sure its called "Persiaboo" and you begin by referring to everything Iranian as "Persian" (like fuck logic bro), playing Prince of Persia on PS1 and watching Persepolis.

>Buy Persian rugs
>Buy Persian cat
>Buy Persian cucumbers

>Ferdowsi
>Farid ud-Din
>Rumi
>Sadegh Hadeyat
Are all really good. Best read while sitting in a garden room full of birds and flowers, lightly sipping on wine while you are tended to by your boy harem.

kek

First step
Kill every turk in Germany.
gay
>wine
fag

I like that flag but it's not as good as our real flag which was used from 1925-1979

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Iranian and Persian are synonyms, Persophobe

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start by learning arabic

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>First step
>Kill every turk in Germany.
Can't do that, they were one of our only allies in WW1 and at least stayed neutral in WW2, we are basically frens.
Hope we'll send them back to Turkey though, don't know if you'd like that...

Do secular Iranians have any cultural diet restrictions?

I know some secular Jews who still eat a Kosher diet so I was curious to know if there are any similarities

>Do secular Iranians have any cultural diet restrictions?

No, but I have noticed that we don't eat that much pork (aside from pepperoni pizza) because of having the "pork is dirty" belief drilled into our culture because of Islam. We eat pork, but far less than Americans.

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wheres the lie

As far as alcohol/spirits/cocktails are concerned, is there a type of alcohol/spirit/cocktail that is an Iranian favorite?

Half Welsh
Half Persian rug merchant

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>we don't eat that much pork (aside from pepperoni pizza)
What Americanization does to a mf