Do they realize that their pagan ancestors were uncultured barbarians who never showered and didn't even have writing ?
Those soyboys wouldn't last a day in a viking camp without heating/running water/electricity/refrigeration.
Why are modern northern europeans so cringey?
Joshua Gutierrez
Zachary Flores
>be gothshit pagan
>flee from invading huns instead of defending homeland
>some of you are Christian, most pagan
>romans don’t want you in Roman balkans
>convert to be let in since romans were officially Christian at that time but a lot were still pagan
>convert
>sell your own children to romans for dogmeat
Evan Taylor
>soyboys
theyre not the ones using reddit insults
Connor Wilson
>northern europeans didn't even have writing
what are the ancient norse sagas?
even Beowulf the oldest poem in the english language was written in the old english that saxons spoke
Nathan Bell
Nordics aren't really the ones responsible for the weird neo-pagan revival. A lot of that can be traced back to German autists like Wagner. Today it's mostly Americans and in particular their globohomo companies who keep making viking tv shows with 50 black people in them.
Liam Carter
>didn't shower
False
>didn't have writing
False
Why does jews insist on lying about everything?
Ryder Cooper
Vikings were just defending themselves from christians aggresion. Christian always put themselves as victims even wheb they are the invaders and aggressors
Luke Martinez
Odin literally drinks cum to keep his powers lmao
Landon Roberts
Notice how nords only became civilized after adopting Judaic morality?
Adrian Edwards
t. Vagos Vikerness
Ethan Cook
>>didn't have writing
>False
they didn't, not before semites educated them
Bentley Wilson
viking larpers are without a doubt the most cringe people in existence
Alexander Bennett
>Greeks
>Semites
Jackson Williams
>Those soyboys wouldn't last a day in a viking camp without heating/running water/electricity/refrigeration.
good times create weak men and the weakest men are in cuck world countries
thousands of years of domestication completely destroyed their gene pool and they know it
so they look back at their manly ancestors like dogs looking at wolves and wondering how did it go so wrong
Charles Torres
>my cock
>not in your ass
Sebastian Fisher
this doesn't really make sense am I really supposed to believe living in mexico or the phillipines is harder than living in ethiopia or nigeria?
Ian Evans
>Those soyboys wouldn't last a day in a viking camp without heating/running water/electricity/refrigeration.
we get sent to viking camp in elementary school
there we get to sleep in peat-huts on top of each other while pigs walk around
you are taught how to make shitty textiles and how to work the land
you are urged to suck goat milk directly from the teat
you can also throw stones at erect horse cocks so they slap themselves on the stomach to kill time
Kayden Sanders
go check liveleak or bestgore, they're cool sites
Parker Howard
>they didn't untill they did
Anthony Gonzalez
>Do they realize that their pagan ancestors were uncultured barbarians who never showered and didn't even have writing
The only thing correct about that is the writing part, which is only half true since we did have futhark, it just wasn't used outside of necessity.
You've bought into the hollywood meme of what vikings looked and acted like. Viking were known to be particularly clean and fair since they bathed once a week and groomed their beards/hair daily. This isn't something you have to guess, it's well documented by those they interacted with.
They were also mostly traders, so you can assume from all the cultures they came in contact with they were much more cultured than you average european peasant.
Noah Wilson
>The only thing correct about that is the writing part, which is only half true since we did have futhark, it just wasn't used outside of necessity.
You've bought into the hollywood meme of what vikings looked and acted like. Viking were known to be particularly clean and fair since they bathed once a week and groomed their beards/hair daily. This isn't something you have to guess, it's well documented by those they interacted with.
They were also mostly traders, so you can assume from all the cultures they came in contact with they were much more cultured than you average european peasant.
Samuel Jackson
You are aware the jewish academic that claimed that also says Jesus and Judas were gay lovers right?
His entire thing was making every religion except judaism into some gay fanfic, by literally making shit up.
Justin White
you literally have a cross on your flag
everything you have was given to you by jews
Kayden Gray
You didn't even manage to greentext everything you absolute mong.
Nicholas Cruz
You're ware the cross isn't a jewish symbol right?
That's like saying the islamic moon and star is a christian symbol.
Jack Morgan
>so you can assume from all the cultures they came in contact with they were much more cultured than you average european peasant.
kek
Jason Smith
>islamic moon and star
>Islamic
Kek
Samuel Morris
>You are aware the jewish academic that claimed that also says Jesus and Judas were gay lovers right?
Greenberg has nothing to do with it. Look here, this is a straight transcription of the Codex Regius along with two contemporary Old Norse lexicons. Odin drank semen and no amount of LARPagan tears is ever going to change that.
Michael Flores
Yea just like how the spanish and portugese explorers were cultured in comparison to the tribal natives they met in south america. Being well traveled and visiting different cultures is literally the definition of being cultured.
You going to pretend it's not THE international islamic symbol? The fact it originated from the Ottomans doesn't change anything.
Xavier Brown
I literally have Håvamål in both original norse and semi-modern norwegian user, stop reading fake translations.
The idea that it had anything at all to do with cum did originate with that one dude yes. It had never once even been mentioned until he started his gay fanfic of Christianity, paganism and hinduism.