American humor

Here are some American jokes
One joke is we ask "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and when the other person can't guess the answer we give the answer "TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE" which is funny because it is too obvious of an answer to guess organically
Another joke is that we say "What's up?" and when the person can't guess what is up we say "Chicken Butt"
Another joke is that we ask the rhetorical question "Does the pope shit in the woods?" which is a combination of two famous American sayings, one being "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and the other being "Does the pope wear a funny hat?"
Another joke is that we casually mention a person named Joe, and then when the other person says who's Joe we reply "JOE MAMA"
Another joke is that we say "Knock Knock" and the other person says who's there and then we say "Banana" and then they say banana who and then we say "Knock Knock" and then the other person says who's there and then we say "Banana" and then they say banana who and then we say "Knock Knock" and then the other person says who's there and then we say "Banana" and then they say banana who and then we say "Knock Knock" and then the other person says who's there and then we say "Banana" and then they say banana who and then we say "Knock Knock" and then the other person says who's there and then we say "Orange" and then they say orange who and then we say "ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?"

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how are we so funny bros?

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aha

all of those were created by German-Americans

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>American humor is ba-

I will not accept any further comedic criticism from any american flag

calm down candy

When the Kellogs wiill heat blacks in America? When this became made of nigga corn

>Will
Fix.

i still dont get it

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Joke's on you-- I actually did laugh at some of those

They appropriating the humor of your diaspora.
They have melted them in the pot to serve the (((unmeltable)))

Joke
Why dont germans laugh?

>Another joke is that we say "What's up?" and when the person can't guess what is up we say "Chicken Butt"
You're a disgrace. It's "guess what?" "chicken butt"

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Columbus never should have sailed for the East

>What's up?
>Chicken butt

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I never understood the other side or Pope shitting one until now

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apologize.

Stop explaining the jokes, they're not funny that way

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Yeah, it is not rhetorical though. The bear and pope statements are just a long way of saying "yes". "Does the pope shit in the woods?" is just a comical conflation of the other two phrases.

It is kinda funny when it is explained poorly. Are there any stupid/funny phrases people say in your neck of the woods?