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Chelsea FC (1905-2003, 2022-Present) edition

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

i hate w*men

Chelski

wish hatposting hadn't been supplanted by soyjakposting, it's a lot funnier

my m8 has that badge tattooed on his chest
i hope for his sake they bring it back

i hate n*ggers

ahaha you're not over anything at that height ahaha

gave a beggar £20 on a whim this morning and still feel warm and fuzzy about it

might do it more often

onions and garlic in food? not a fan

2003-2022 gone but not forgotten, forever in arsenal's shadow even in our ever-lasting banter era

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>RANGE
IT'S ROVER

more like it's under hahaha

>wish hatposting hadn't been supplanted by soyjakposting, it's a lot funnier

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Chelski is over.
ChelSOUL is back on the menu.

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hate how I look kind of skinny when I wake up but just become incredibly flabby through-out the day when I get water and food in me

>wish hatposting hadn't been supplanted by soyjakposting, it's a lot funnier

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or rather yesterday morning, considering the time haha

how many years did you wait to make that post?

wow, great lad you are. bet he'll spend it on drugs and rape a granny because you got him high you thick cunt

mad how smart and based i am

>>wish hatposting hadn't been supplanted by soyjakposting, it's a lot funnier

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*makes a racist comment*

mama told me there'd be days like this

AUTOGLASS REPAIR

Hasan's a mong, but I'd probably be an arrogant arsehole too if I had literally god-tier genetics like that.

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Got £20 today lads, going to make REAL good use of it

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can footy-following lads explain why there isn't a london football team

>>>wish hatposting hadn't been supplanted by soyjakposting, it's a lot funnier

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AUTOGLASS REPLACE

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when tim went absolutely batshit and started posting pictures of his spermy dick all over twitter that was peak /brit/

>wish hatposting hadn't been suppIanted by soyjakposting, it's a lot funnier

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city's not good enough, simple as

>every other sentence he utters is
>>white ppl bad. west bad. america bad
Ok, you convinced me, I'm subbing to Hasan.

he shags bare girls but still wants the working man to have a fair shake

it's a shame that fedora wearers got harassed to extinction, magnificent beasts

>>>>wish hatposting hadn't been supplanted by soyjakposting, it's a lot funnier

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london teams get battered
everywhere they go

London is more like a collection of many different smaller cities, rather than one big city
There would be no natural supporter base for a pan-London team

Chelsea? More like Scumsea lmao

Who?

remember wearing a fedora to my grandads funeral

>it's a shame that fedora wearers got harassed to extinction, magnificent beasts

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really need another blast of menstrual fluid into the feeding apparatus.

might buy escape from tarkov but i'll probably get bored after a few days. what do we reckon

>>>>>wish hatposting hadn't been supplanted by soyjakposting, it's a lot funnier

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Smoking crack is hard. Gotta do it right. Can't just pop it into a glass weed pipe and have a go. You need brillo pads and a long tube and a huge torch and stuff. I've wasted atleast $30 in crack in my day

i reckon there are still a few 'dora wearers out there who are either unaware of the fedora cataclysm or simply don't care and wear it anyway, which i can respect

Seems like an even more autistic PUBG, probably shit without mates on a squad.

Chelsea? More like onlyteaminlondonwithaCLsea

i like video games

if i saw t his man on a bus wouldnt really think twice about it really. some very sad cunt would take a photo of him

>that screen wipe

last time i seen one was 2018 i think, classic fedora wearer he had jeans on a waistcoat over a tshirt

>probably shit without mates on a squad.
this is why i can't have fun these days.

>Blue team BAD!

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>if i saw t his man on a bus wouldnt really think twice about it really. some very sad cunt would take a photo of him

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a leftist political commenter who instills fear into chuds, or so I heard

this but unironically.

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I've never heard of him either
fear of the unknown I suppose

Nah, who asked?

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>flag
No one asked your opinion

>hatposting
hello 2015

>flag
No one asked yours either, Chelshit fan.

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>>>>>>wish hatposting hadn't been supplanted by soyjakposting, it's a lot funnier

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It's NO. Not "nore". Fucking retards

u mad bro?
epic fail

>>hatposting
>hello 2015

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Donnie Darko, what a fucking great film

>No one asked yours either, Chelshit fan.

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hatposting was funny a fuck, yo ugot the one with the man with the weird sunglasses vaping that fucking creases me

>>hatposting
>hello 2015

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eating a bowl of rice krispies me

good gimmicks are eternal

GDRbros...

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>Donnie Darko, what a fucking great film

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so he's agnostic

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I liked the movie where he was stuck in a giant air ball better

>eating a bowl of rice krispies me

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literally one of the most tragic moments in the past 50 years of history

Those haven't been produced since 2012. Enjoy your rotten stale cereal lad

>>No one asked yours either, Chelshit fan.

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>
> hatposting was funny a fuck, yo ugot the one with the man with the weird sunglasses vaping that fucking creases me

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>good gimmicks are eternal

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remember the good old days of hatposting when failing to hat a hatworthy post was a hattable offence

>chelsea
>norf
Seriously embarrassing yourself now lad.

yes lad, thats the one lmao

is that a kanger evod?
how barbaric

brotherstein having a laugh with his gfberg
mumberg watching tv with her mates
me sitting alone in my room on Any Forums waiting for Fallout 4 to download

lolwut

only had a norf pic, didnt feel like looking for a souf one

>remember the good old days of hatposting when failing to hat a hatworthy post was a hattable offence

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Drew Barrymore sex arse

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agreed

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you know you're trapped in life when your mum 'really connects' with Radiohead - Creep. didn't stand a chance, me

never been hatted me

surprised they haven't retconned one of the little fellas into being black yet

>lolwut

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Michael Barrymore sex arse

Get a good gun from the start, ignore the shitty story and explore as many places as possible.

i've asked mumstein and she says she prefers to be called mumstein over mumberg

>never been hatted me

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wonder what she was thinking when she met are bradders

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Michael Portillo, the greatest Prime Minister that Great Britain never had

you know you're trapped in life when your mum 'really connects' with Stone Temple Pilots - Creep. didn't stand a chance, me

how's there still 80m people in germany after what the RAF and the russians did to them?

Coocoo for cocoa fellas.

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lord palmerston

probably thinking about the Dark Destroyer dark destroyering her fanny

>the greatest Prime Minister that Great Britain never had
nah thats me (i genuinely believe this)

>you know you're trapped in life when your mum 'really connects' with Stone Temple Pilots - Creep. didn't stand a chance, me

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