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the fucking retard communist larper doesnt even know what chekism is

shagged a girl with autism on friday night lads

the rich are a strange bunch

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ARE Che

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only thing I'm getting from an Asian is a take-away dinner
simple as

could benefit from a pissdrinking gf

he was executed and had his hands chopped off, dumb commie twat

Used to be popular in school and then all my friends left after GCSEs and I plummeted into a depression and by upper sixth I spent my lunch time alone, hiding in the library and sometimes in the toilets

That's illegal isn't it

yank racial politics are meaningless, the caucasus just had some european looking people at the time so they derived that term from those anecdotes
just admit that Grozny is not a European capital. It's okay, I won't bully you too hard for being wrong.

did she make weird noises? they tend to do that

And cheap electronics from Banggood

wtf I love communism now

So this is how it works.
>Queen Dies
>Charles is pushed to the forefront, he is supported as leader of the Commonwealth by New Zealand (Horse Bitch) and Canada (Trudeau).
>Charles pushes for reunification and tighter bonds between common wealth countries.
>He calls for a climate emergency and green initiatives.
>He calls for digital id systems to be implemented as a 'bringing together' to allow for free travel between common wealth zones.
>He enacts the Great Reset.

If you look at Trudeau's communications he has called for joint ventures of pursuing the Great Reset / Climate change with Charles. He was also responsible for nominating Charles as head of the commonwealth alongside Jacinda. Charles has been a great pusher of the WEF agenda - if you look at him during parties he is almost always sat next to Trudeau.

You're welcome.

Seething

all i do is sit in silence in my apartment drinking water, my life is completely empty

you been watching those gangbang videos?

alright but you're the one missing out

Any Forums just told me the queen is dead...

sorry british bros...

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this lad must be getting into his 30s now
still doesn't look a day over 15

kneel

shes gna eat him alive

that carpet is orange

Elon has been with a lot of incredibly attractive women. He was slumming it with Grimes.

Drinking water is a healthy habit bro keep it up

lying on the internet and posting false news is the funniest thing you can do

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

The sword and shield of the communist party. The knights of the proletariat who defend the revolution and wage merciless mass red terror against the vipers who would keep the world in chains.
youtube.com/watch?v=u_8KX7pCFIg

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Name one song about male prostitution

Imagine actually thinking Yanks know anything about geography when they can't even point to their own country on a map lmao

anyone else feel like footage of combat and downed military vehicles just doesn't feel authentic any more without shouts of ALLAHU AKBAR in the background?

I've been reduced to making the appropriate noises myself while watching to calm my feelings of cognitive dissonance

turns out the secret to shagging lots of fit birds is to simply have 200 billion dollars

>rumours
>chinese
>social media

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youtube.com/watch?v=3omQikQYmgY

Jolene Dolly Partsons or wtever the fucl her name iz

What the fuck do these retards even learn in school?

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That isnt Chekism you dumb cunt. Chekism is a form of pseudo-authoritarian government run by senior figures in the intelligence agency. Russia is a Chekist government right now, as senior figures are all ex-KGB and work closely with the GRU. It has nothing to do with your communist vanguard larp lmfao

youtube.com/watch?v=r-VydZ2wArE

yeah

Dolly Parton sex bust mouse mat

Spanish language

How to dodge bullets.

I thought people would name Piccadilly palare

will crack open the champagne when putin dies

Fucking Love Britt and Jimayne.

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The FSB isn't the KGB. Just another bourgeois capitalist agency like the FBI, CIA, MI 6, BND, DGSEI etc, targeted at the working class.

>have literally had this before. ngl its absolutely amazing
living the dream. how'd you organise it?

Honestly if Putin invaded a NATO member state I think that would trigger a coup in the Kremlin, Putin would get a bullet in the back of the head by the end of the day

haha you are boiling that you were wrong
the funniest thing is that the fact you are wrongly contending is irrelevant anyway
Russia has no right to invade a European nation regardless of how NATO acts

You overestimate people that surround him

mental how people think that office workers in big companies contribute something for a society, not for the money profit

He already takes precautions I think.

That’s why he sits at that comically long table miles away from his generals.

Would like to leave this country and start anew. I don’t think I’d have much trouble making new social contacts, my social skills have developed leaps and bounds but I’m weighed down by the perception people have of who I used to be. It’s exhausting. Bring somewhere where nobody knows me, that would be ideal.

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why didn't bruno heem him for all those murders

I don't care what anti-communist barking dogs say. The Cheka-GPU-NKVD-MVD-KGB was the security organisation of the socialist RSFSR/USSR. It has no relation to the FSB, any more than the Ministry for State Security of the GDR related to the neonazi BND of west Germany or its predecessor the Gestapo.

The Cheka was created by the Bolsheviks to defend the revolution against the litany of class enemies, internal and external, who wished to overthrow it, from British bourgeois spy parasites like Sydney Reilly who got what he deserved at the hands of the OGPU to speculators and white guards.

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>eating lunch in the bathroom
Post tits

my favourite bits of a woman

1) boobs
2) legs
3) tummy
4) arse

Theres not much out there mate, I did all that for the same reasons years ago. Everybody comes back eventually

you dont understand in the slightest why russia invaded, and the original point was showcasing the double standard of russia is bad but nato cant be

I thought that was to abide by NHS social distancing guidelines

not reading your alternate history mate

arent these just self-imposed hurdles
some of us just dont have that luxury

me:
1 hips
2 bum
3 legs
4 face
5 tummy

For me? It’s their mind. Need a woman who’s well read

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>you dont understand in the slightest why russia invaded
Is this where you post your dumb greentext again, you greasy beaner?

doesn't exist

corr would love to spaff inside her

>it's true

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Sweet vishnu who is this

there's no good and bad in geopolitics you sheltered little twat. the fact is a war in ukraine is fucking pointless and serves no purpose.

need a woman that's well fed

Do you have any idea how boring and almost algorithmic your posts are? As much as you deny it, you genuinely come across as a 13 year old boy in his first foray into politics and stumbled upon Communism which you saw was so maligned and hated that you, being the 13 year old edgy boy you are, decided to support.

oh it's you again
boring bastard
fuck you CUNT

You invented that double standard yourself
No one mentioned NATO except you
Why is it you assume anyone who condemns Russia is happy with how NATO acted in anyway?

what USA and UK did in Iraq? who asked them to enter?

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Come tell us how you slew
Those brave Arabs two by two
Like the Zulus they had spears and bows and arrows,
How you bravely slew each one
With your sixteen pounder gun
And you frightened them poor natives to their marrow.

Corr

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Israel

I have degree in business and I believe that communists are right about capitalism

My girlfriend and I have been dating for 2.5 years. Before this relationship, I had only had sex in serious relationships. My girlfriend had a very exotic past and had more experience than me. I never thought this was a problem as long as we would remain monogamous in our relationship. About 8 months ago, my girlfriend brought up the idea of an open relationship and I wasn't a big fan. Over the next couple of months, my girlfriend was able to convince me to try an open relationship.

My girlfriend initially started seeing a coworker and was having her fun. I downloaded some dating apps and started going out more to clubs with friends. I started matching and meeting girls and it was way more fun than I thought. The jealousy I thought I would have intially wasn't there and I was enjoying seeing other girls. We had a rule that we would always be honest with eachother about our experiences if one of us had questions. I never asked my girlfriend about her's because I knew we were both having fun and I didn't really care what she was doing. My girlfriend would ask me every couple of weeks.

A couple of days ago my girlfriend sat me down to talk. She told me that she hasn't slept with anybody else for the past 2 months and asked me if I have been seeing anyone. I was honest with and told her that I was currently seeing 3 other girls. She completely broke down and started crying. She told me that it was killing her inside knowing that I was seeing other girls and that I never cared who she was seeing. She said that she felt that I didn't care about her because I wasn't invested in who she was sleeping with. She ended up asking to close the relationship. I wasn't sure what to answer because I was loving it. I ended up telling her that I want to keep the relationship open.

I would rather be single than close up the relationship. My girlfriend wants to be completely monogamous again lik we were from the start of the relationship. Is the break up here inevitable?

they had oil mate

wtf is a nursing handjob

giwtwm

Is this your justification for invading Ukraine? That NATO went in to Iraq to removed a genocidal tyrant?

absolutely despise the working class

it's where you lay on a womens lap and suck on her chebs while she gives you a handjob

I'm thinking 'bout them Lamingtons

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Operation 7/10 gf underway

if you're in "open relationship" it means you are single

when she or they person wanks you off while he or they person sucks on chebs or artificial boob things
not hard is it

when the gf breastfeeds you and wanks you off

What do Australian women sound like

bloody weird that is mate

english boxer just fucking killed the irish one, literally knocked him out of the ring, he slumped over and fell backwards through the ropes

still hasnt gotten up lmao, people look worried

shan't be reading any of that

I would have died for her you know...

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wasn't NATO

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nursing a cold i am
no handjobs tonight boyos

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youtube.com/watch?v=y83l9TNgQS8

Lmao Reddit chad

alexa upload this thread to the cloud and save in my dropbox for reading later

i can't get to sleep
i think about the implications
of diving in too deep
and possibly the complications
especially at night
i worry over situations
i know it'll be alright
perhaps it's just imagination

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grackle likes lamingtons innit, great woman she is innit