/brit/

Me underneath in each subsequent dream-bubble

>forced to buy an electric vehicle
>find out your mother is in the hospital
>wait 4 hours to charge car just so it can go 100 miles
>wait 8-9 hours just for it to go 200 miles
>EV finally finishes charging
>has to update, it will take 40 mins depending on connection
>update failed, restarting update and car wont even start
>finally done, unplug EV and get ready to drive
>voice comes on "there is a special covid alert today, you can only drive to your local store and back"
>if you drive longer or over so many miles then your EV will shut off and a tow truck will be called at your own expense
>press the agree button or the EV wont start
>start to pull out of driveway
>EV stops before you even hit the street
>EV voice asks if you would like to turn on auto pilot to the store
>you push yes
>voice asks you sit sit and watch these new ads until the autopilot is finished loading and updating the route
>finally are able to drive a bit but autopilot wants you to still hold the wheel
>get to the store and get a phone call, mother is dying from the vax... i mean climate change
>try to drive to hospital but car notices you are not following the assigned route home
>EV shuts down
>tow truck called
>you are on the EV's touch screen phone watching your mother die
>your mother is about to tell you her dying last words when an ad interrupts the call
>it's a 'get a booster' ad by pfizer

decided to embrace the shagger mentality

have begun listening to the radio recently (BBC 6 music)

just too much complete and utter shite on telly on all channels, dross. Makes me angry watching it. Shall continue with the radio.

business idea: English with 7 grammatical cases and genders

any /doesn't like to get involved in intimate/romantic relationships but is seemingly otherwise normal and sociable/ man in?

That's a long way to say you're gay

never bothered with russian cause cyrillic isn't english letters mate

>doesn't like to get involved in intimate/romantic relationships
holy cope

Remember, lay, leuh

more of a weird cretinous hermit to be fair

Drinking Carob syrup since it's identical to Maple syrup but far cheaper plus it means I avoid supporting the leaf economy

there's a reason I did what I did but no way am I telling you, lest you use it against me or I hand you leverage in our relationship

modern Cyrillic is based on Greek with influence of Latin

radio 6 was good a couple years ago used to be they played obscure stuff that was actually good but it's all pretentious bollocks being played on their now

hello fellas

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me on the right*3

We're all Rhodesians really

Carob syrup is delicious, but where do you get it from?

recommend the tortilla chip brand 'takis'
great with some beers

some wierd posts here

Based

pretentious twat
>they don't play my obscure music anymore

visited this yesterday cause i walked straight past the gallery
ngv.vic.gov.au/exhibition/queer/

the absolute freakshows that were visiting at the same time...lasted 20 minutes and then i had to walk out. most of the art was pleasant enough: old paintings but the info would explain that the subject was gay or the artist was gay

don't find men attractive

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Regular supermarkets sell it here - Lidl, Aldi, etc

Just declined an invitation to go to a bar with two girls one of which I know would shag me. It’s too fucking late I’d need an hour to get ready

Piece of shit

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*stands for Ukraine*

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do NOT replace the t with a p

might substitute morning coffee for a punch in the face from gfberg

please get on a boat and become a refugee in Australia
need some nice refugees in this country

I for the record am exclusively attracted to men and would love to suck some dick

getting blacked

>1 hour to get ready

alright bender

if you advocate one debauchery - you're getting another

that's what western liberals don't understand

>I’d need an hour to get ready
drama queen. just wash your dick in the sink and go

poor guy just wanted to live the life of a luxury corrupt dictator and now he's been dragged into a war by his boss

very sad

Alri, you liked skirim?

So this is how easy it is to get (You)s on Any Forums? What am I doing here? Scrounging for replies in /brit/ like a fool, that's what

I'm saying they've gone too obscure you dense cunt

So you're an incel, even better

þungur hnífur

what borough you in lad

r luka

not sure how you came to that incorrect conclusion
you're welcome to explain your logic

video games are made for children

no you didn't say that at all

How do l break it to my gf l'm a massive piece of shit?

Wish I could be someone else, lads. Someone proper.

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very sus video title:
>The world's best relaxing video, as beautiful as a schoolgirl she attracts all eyes

Rorke buying his clothes at George in Asda

you don't try because you know you'd fail miserably if you did try, and you cannot suffer such a hit to your ego

yeah then why are they rated 18+
I mean outside of Australia where all games with violence are banned by the nanny state

(You)s have different qualities, like how wines have different vintages. Cheap, spammy (You)s are garbage, connoisseurs know the difference between those and high quality, based (You)s

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where were you in 2013 when the west started a colour revolution in Ukraine? also did I post something about Ukraine?

Then how come i'm playing Persona 5 Royal?

youtube.com/watch?v=hbAKp4HA7co

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People act like being a corrupt dictator is easy but its a difficult and noble life.

based greg

attach a post it note to your poo that says "this is me" and then show her

do is le epic trolling in Any Forums

paint yourself brown

right well that's not the reality of the situation

getting med-ed

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what is it then?
you started this thing,
explain yourself

did she dieded?

Got a sizeable amount of repeating digits on Any Forums, with a bateman attached no less, and the mods deleted the thread before I could garner the (You)s I was owed. Still seething like a kettle over it

;)

youtu.be/XzugQBkUrZk?t=84

reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/t1nt38/thousands_of_romanians_have_been_waiting_in_their/

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nope she went back to the netherlands

Just beat the Yamato on Nioh lads.

#NeverForget

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For me, it's the dream of Greater Romania

are you assuming all rorkes identify as male?
very offensive leftypol

What's he up to right now?

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all ur posts are so shit

have a word