/brit/

Imagine if they started dating

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corr would fancy sniffing up that skirt

wonder who could be behind this post

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same thing

>mate goes to pub 20 mins away fro mme without me yesterday
>mate msgs me today asking if i want to meet up
nah fuck you bro

heating is a scam. just put a coat on

Got beat by a girl in judo class. I was embarassed, didnt't want to touch her tities; she had no such restrictions. That's when i realised women hate men.

cocks out, penis inspection

hot

freak. dont you have /asean/ to shit up?

survived the whole winter without heating me
only bit i didn’t like was getting up in the cold for toil

adapt or die

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Not hot. Dreadful.

hwo do you dry your dressing gown/towel tho?

brit cold in the garden lads, think i might pop back inside

not a mlp fan or a furry but i like the porn they make

doing a listen

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smell like cheap fags and cum

I lived with a few mates and the heating broke one christmas. It was fine once you got used to wearing a full tracksuit to bed.

only thing is when I moved back home I had to throw out my bed and other furniture, it stank of dampness which you don't realise till you're in a warm house

...

fancy a wank but willyberg is having none of it, should've have drank so much

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Are these lyrics from a Sam Fender new single?

call me a weirdo but right now i'm having a grand old time browsing the troon subreddits and kekking at the absolute state of these specimens

Well, Rorke?

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FOC power couple

Thinking of inventing an imaginary friend
Feeling lonely and don’t have any friends

thats a big arse

COME HERE RUDE BOY, BOY, CAN YOU GET IT UP?

BRIT IS ABSOLUTE DEAD

the collection

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corr reckon you could spaff inside her?

brit? more like shit

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Saturday afternoon, sunny out. People got better things to do

do girls find it weird if you don't have any friends and just britpost all day

jamiaca my day

alri tweetney

wouldn't mind trying a dragon dildo desu

Lots of funny misogyny on /adv/

been blacking out every time I drink recently. can't be good for brainberg

The situation
>£6.49 to my name
>getting £20 tonight
>got a little bit of md left
>JSA not coming in till next Friday
>eaten some peanut butter on toast so well fed
How do I survive?

rent out your arse for a couple of fellas

I’ve never really had any friends and I have no trouble with women. But I’m good looking
Find making friends much much harder than pulling

lol this is me cant even rmb the last time i had a party or big drink without blacking

get a job

As in the coming Friday? So you've got £26.50 for 6 days, that's easily enough for food. Only problem is if you have any bills before then