/brit/

darts are better

I've been drinking my own piss semi-regularly over the last few months. I've been doing it to get more used to the taste of piss and to get used to different strengths of piss (in terms of color and taste). I can easily drink almost translucent colored piss and have been able to take light yellow to semi-light yellow colored piss. Haven't been able to do traditional morning piss yet which tends to be a darker yellow and very strong smelling.

Drinking my own piss has made it easier for me to drink other guys piss now that I'm used to the taste and flavor of piss. Plus, with the current situation going on, finding a guy to meet up with to drink his piss hasn't been easy so drinking my own is a way to enjoy watersports when the urge hits me even if I can't drink someone else's like I would prefer.

I used to be so good at playing darts but I played two games last night and I was terrible

:)

lads....its saturday!

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Power went out so the chicks don’t have a heat source :(
At least they’re feathered out so hey they’ll be fine for awhile

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mad how some people can hit 180s in darts. i just couldnt get the hang of it

Do you play 501 or 701

301

Thinking about muscular girls

the lack of canadians on /brit/ is worrying

You're friends with blacks?

*walks into thread*
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scotland yard spending tax payer money on monitoring brit threads about slags crisps and pooeys bums
ahh yes very good

ahaha yesssss

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I wonder what Gary Lineker is seething about today on Twitter.

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got a very active social life
dinner tonight
lunch tomorrow
dinner monday
dinner tuesday
dinner wednesday
heading out each meal baby
who am i going well? well my parents of course

hope that post about "popping off to tesco" wasnt an euphemism for something else user! hehe

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what happens if Putin military officers refuse to follow orders?

Who are more determined to make the Ukraine war about themselves: blacks, or remainers?

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or trannies

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Black people have always liked me and wanted to be my friend, have no idea why

He's one of the best friends I have ever had

wtf is this, an nlaw?

>believing a word of what he said
Mate

lads are you happy with your penis size? be honest please we're anonymous

Loitering munition

maybe someone stole his crisps

well, brit?

youtu.be/oERJYbRU9Ts?t=32

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what you doin' here?

wish i were thicker and longer

I put a cracker in my sandwiches to make them crunchy :)

happy is the wrong word it could ofc be better but i dont fret over my penis size
while i do fret over say my height
i think my penis size is not embarrassing it is normal it is reasonable while my height is noticeably below average and is embarrassing

gave it a quick read on its wikipedia article, quite fascinating

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kissing my index finger and thumb and pretending it's a girl's lips

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that doesnt work

try it with an apple

will never be able to comprehend that women actually like willies inside them

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Sneed.

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bit concerned about how gushy the gf gets over Disney films
is this why women are obsessed with animals
not sure I want my kids to watch this shite

good film, that

Wake in Fright?

all modern music is uninspired and soulless and I REFUSE to pretend for any longer that its not

don't mid if I do

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>Waaahh I hate girly things and childish things
Men & masculinity really do be this fucking fragile huh

black people invented all the best music genres until we gave them rights and the immediately proceeded to invent rap and all its degenerate offshoots and glamourise criminality

youre high

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u rly hate on arvo part? u a mad one for this i swear

2,000 premier league goals for the red men

black people invented music

didn't notice /brit/ to have a lot of posts in French

baffled by this projection

hunnid bands hunnid bands dropped on the head any nigga wannit man

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