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Giant's Causeway edition

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Timely british made new, spectacular

YES SIR
I CAN BOOGIE

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great housemateberg has tested positive for chinky flu
was stood chatting with her in the kitchen for ages yesterday

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ever shag her up the arse?

reckon there's a hollow earth

been there
done that

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Take 麻黄湯 the Chinese medicine if your symptoms are severe.

Why do you think that

Quite enjoyed myself in the last thread, looking forward to this one

sneed me up Scotty

so what?

feeling restless but don't want to start drinking now

>talking to one of my oldest friends
>not best friends anymore but still keep in regular contact
>he asks me what i think of a girl we both knew in school
>he knew I always disliked her, and that the she always disliked me
>tell him i still dislike her
>'but it's silly to dislike her over kid stuff'
>tell him exactly what i think of the girl, who was an arrogant cunt at the best of times and really used to rub me the wrong way
>apparently they're now dating and were sitting next to each other
wish he'd have opened with it but i cant go back on my word now

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mental how they just stopped making good films one day

Conspiracy nut from work found my number now won't stop messaging me

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REAL NEW

WE'RE ALL IN HERE

at least you were honest

Wasn't worth posting this again now was it

no income tax
no vat

Current COVID guidelines are if you're vaccinated you don't have to do anything now

Jog on

Non Northern Irish nonce edition

jumbo jet just crashed into the house engulfing it in flames and killing me in the process

why does this matter in March 2022

posted a girl from toil on a cock tribute thread on Any Forums and some fella helpfully put his willy over her face

Rectal ring burning from last night's chorizo. I blame the spanish.

sniff her knickers to get full immunity

sad runt

don't worry, these things get better with time

or uunvaxed

Just say something like "Haha well I guess people can change" and it'll defuse things desu

Just getting sad at this point, mate

racism is a good and natural thing

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Even against anglos?

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Japanese or western games lads?

neither im not a manchild lol x

There's an actual mental retard in my workplace who will spot and shuffle slowly towards me in the cafeteria and then stand looming over me until I address him, and then ask if I watch Eastenders and if I have a Facebook and how many brothers or sisters I have. If he finds out you have a dead relative then he'll mention they are dead and then ask if you feel sad and if your brothers and sisters feel sad, have heard him ask others about it.

French games. Play Another World.

xQcOW just went live lads ( thought you should know)

I prefer western

that's a captcha

corr ever spaffed inside her?

Guessing you work in a care home lad?

the og juicers know

literally and figuratively who?

ngl I hated that stuttering cunt at first, but he grew on me

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not 12 years old so didnt ask

Emma Watson clogged my toilet with a massive log.

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>lad mentions he spoke to a girl
>10 replies about shagging her

mad how little contact you lads have with women

No in a Tesco, they hire actual retards as the trolley attendants. The other one is normal except that he won't stop mumbling strange things to himself akd says 'woop woop we are moving!' whenever he strats walking.

same, I think he mellowed out a bit over the past few years

What do you actually get out of doing this? Are you happy with how your life is playing out?

Tom are you in here? We know you post on this site

shut the fuck up you freak think about where you are

I’m ok.

yeah mate. did you see the footy on thursday? was epic

tom what though?

Adolf Hitler, I dedicate my life to you.

what’s your first name lads?

Lmao yeah the Asda where I work is the same

thanks lad tuning into the juicer right now

brayden

Adam

Willard.

clayden

But she didn't did she

It's certainly perplexing

Octavian