What are some wagie stories you have as a wagie or as a customer?

What are some wagie stories you have as a wagie or as a customer?

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I remember when I was a little kid I used to chase the pretty serving girls

>be me
>see different customers engaging in normal conversations with the mcwagies
>immediately think "oh he's probably a weirdo/loser too"
happens every time.

>What are some wagie stories you have as a wagie or as a customer?

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Like literally run after them or just constantly flirting? How'd that turn out?
Many such cases.

Found the wagie.

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First day working at a gas station, minutes after puting my work shirt on, some drunk shit his pants in the store. Had to clean it. Then he went outside, sat down, and died in a chair.

Well that's one way to go down...

I used to work at a shitty fruit store and one time a customer had told me that there was a dead rat on the beans section, so I quickly picked up the animal before an old lady or any other person freaked out. After that incident I never bought fruit or any other food from my workplace lol.

Burger moment

Was the pay at least decent?

absolute chad

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Nonce sexpat in the Philippines rang us up and wanted us to pay for his postage

>be me
>be summer job
>be working in a shoe store in a chicago mall
>fat woman comes in to the store
>really catty I should be a size 0 too type
>asks for some pumps
>tell here there's a blacksmith around the corner
>she gets distraught
>says how dare you say that to my face
>tell her I'd say it behind your back but my car only has a half a tank of gas

was it greasy willy?

I worked at kfc and drowned kitchen because I forgot to turn water off and then I got fired after ruining 2 kilos of chicken

proud american subconsciously desired to shart in the mart before his death unfortunately nearest shop was to far away so he had to compromise
you should be inspired by his dedication to american culture sing the anthem and salute while mopping his last stool he took for America

Kek

>wageslaving at McD's
>dude comes in to order a burger
>insists that we'll fuck it up
>tell him we won't
>dude dissects the burger on the counter when I give it to him
>send it back
>dude dissects the second burger
>they forgot the mustard
>tell the cooks
>they insist they didn't fuck it up
>argue for a solid minute before the manager fixes it himself
I'm still so confused about why making that particular order is so hard for the cooks.

Ameerica

I fucking lost so hard lmao

>>asks for some pumps
>>tell here there's a blacksmith around the corner

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I literally touched Nordic girls asses when I was 12 and they laughed. Then at 15 I actually flirted with one and had sex

Some cashier this week was blowing his nose for 10 seconds, making me wait. Then he picked his nose in between scanning my groceries. I've never seen anyone so oblivious while I'm staring at them with disgust. Then I got sick but showed up to an important work thing on Friday anyway. Also I'm invited to a party tonight that I might skip. Thanks you disgusting wagies.

Based cashier wagie.