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burned the top of me mouth eating pizza

What pizza?

anchovies and chargrilled pine apple

Ah yes, the master race. Welcome to the club.
4 bud lites won’t cut it Cody

:/

Good lad mikey
Not even a Celtic fan though, state of you

you an alcoholic michey?

Import the third world
Become the third world
Undisputable. Look at France, London, Sweden

scottish football is dire. no point following it.

Don’t watch football. It’s boring unless the World Cup is on
No, I rarely drink anymore. It’s just boring. If I do drink though, I have to at least get 12 cans of Guinness for instance.

>got dates on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
I'm a busy boy lads

Just london is it

Look at your mother's cavernous bumhole.

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well sounds like youre a heavy drinker by disposition if not quite ever been alcoholic

I used to drink a lot. A part time alcoholic. Nipped that in the bud once I realised the hole I was digging myself into

Should brazil finally ve invaded? The bunda is ripe?

got kfc for lunch and dadberg is making fried chicken for dinner, what a day de lads innit

Favourite yogurt flavours :

mango
kiwi
fig
prune
rhubarb

Oook. Well you do you bud

Looks nice, no fish, no fruit, as it should be.

gammon arsetrumpet
get the 6th booster, praise be unto hallowed Floyd, Zelensky and Xiden Amen

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i would 100% back invading brazil
imagine blasting hue monkeys for some bullshit freedom reason. big fan of that thought

Fuck up you little yank runt

tomato is a fruit froggy man

Kill the males over truck wheel height.

I was sure one prick would say this, there's always one
HUM AKSHUALLY...
Fuck you, sincerely

Needs some ground black pepper and red onions

Sushi, Ramen, or McDonald's hamburger, I'm wondering which one to eat.

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Amen

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its true. why even discriminate fruit. im sure more people would object to anchovies or artichokes or egg on a pizza than pineapple

doing a watch
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the chinese? forever in our shadow

Just put it qall a plastic bag slam it against a wall and eat it. It doesnt matter

They wouldn't and you know it. Bet you smoke weed.

Americans are so cringe

literally everyone in UK is Irish
anglo saxon is a myth

what about goats cheese? or gammon? what about chocolate. french runt.

i bet youre french.

think when russians see images like this it's like how our boomer relatives saw the soviet people in the ussr

anglosaxon dna only accounts for about 16% of the current uk genome which is less than pakistani

France litterally won best pizza in pizza world cup. As always, dragging the whole world kicking and screaming into the new culinary age.

Alcohol issues so shit. Might quit it forever need them government to legalised proper drugs ASAP cba speaking to dealers or doing dark web gay shit

no thank you mikey

god i fucking love trans"women"

*recoils* i've been found out...

Most of the UK is pre-Celtic Bell Beaker types.

what pizza was that? why do the french feel they need to pretentiously overcompenate ?

back when i was a little girl i used to have this bad habit of pissin meself in restaurants, only restaurants for some reason. would leave puddles of me piss in restaurant chairs and such. would never tell the parentbergs, but theyd undoubtedly noticed as we got home and saw me walkin in with a soppin wet arse innit. think that may have been the genesis of me piss n humiliation fetish innit.

Hmmmmm

>overcompenate
I won.

Remember I shit myself at primary school once. Tried to hide it. Didn't tell anyone. Didn't even go to the toilet. I'm sure everyone knew. Had shitty pants the whole day. English stiff upper lip and that..