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Good lord what is happening in there edition.

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poo

red sauce on sausage
And gallons of bitter
Ngubu on telly, reading The Star on the shitter
All of my mates out on nonce hunting stings
These are a few of my favourite things

Cream-sandwich biscuits and crisp Cornish pasties
Ladbrokes, fishing books
My flat filled with nasties
Hot boiled gammon all bound up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Slags in thick makeup with fat sagging boobies
Go to my mates to roll up some fat doobies
Wetherspoons pubs with their hot chicken wings
These are a few of my favourite things

When Souf F.C scores
When Tories trick
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember the lost ninety six
And then I don't feel so bad

love this thread me haha

never 5get

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sneed

just went to the loo (no. 1)

backup thread just incase

brits banter about poo. yanks banter about sex

WE'RE ALL IN HERE

Yoooou call these steeeeeeamed haaaams
They are actually grillleddd
youtu.be/vqCHdVOzetc

The Aurora Borealis

My dad was in there, he says he thinks he felt someone getting crushed to death against him. He was pulled up into the stands above.

Well, are argies discriminated there?
Here people look at european folk with wonder because europe has this coolish concept around it of first world, but I think if you had broken spanish you would get definitively get bullied in a city at some point or the other.
People tend to be kind of agressive in the same sense that you could perhaps perceive in americans, but with less patriotism and values.
x2

hiiiiiiiiiii

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Grim

the hangman was not an actual word
simple as

This but unironically. Cats are disgusting, indiscriminate wildlife lawnmowers, they invade other people's space and piss and shit everywhere, and it fucking stinks. Also the people who own them are usually bent freaks or female.
Dogs are basically stupid family members who just want to help out

>hiiiiiiiiiii

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Evening friend across the channel.

>hiiiiiiiiiii

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Most people wouldn't know or care that you were Argentinian. Prepare to get bantered about the Falklands though.

Why do Yanks on social media feel compelled to offer their opinion on every topic even when it's clear they know fuck all about it?
Insufferable cunts.

>free speech
holy grimoli

Yes it is you lot are just shit at hangman. Last chance.

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Most people here wouldn't be able to point Argentina out on a map or even tell you which continent it's on

>hiiiiiiiiiii

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She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes
And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child but she's always a woman to me

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>>hiiiiiiiiiii

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i am a shagger, a slagmonger, an artisan of love

Rent free.

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It better not be Pierrepoint

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>>>>>>>>

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Might smoke crack

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lmao correct

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There was this joke of a cat and a dog way of thinking.
A dog be kinda like:
Human feeds me, walks me around, gives me water, space, cleans my poop... he's amazing!!! :'D

Meanwhile, cats:
Human feeds me, gives water, space, cleans my poop... I must be amazing!!! :DD

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Let's write the eight Harry Potter book one sentence at a time for are JK. I'll start:
It was a lovely summers morning when Harry woke up.

wonder if Irish people in general prefer to be around British people or Americans.

refuse to believe he went to dublin and cork and saw no guinness

Pretty much sums them up.

what the fuck is Pierrepoint

Yanks living in British heads rent free still then, eh?

the prophecy is complete

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Hey thats not cool, the last time i posted about you femboys i got a warning then i got banned. Not cool guys.

I told you I would win. Was going to have a go about using a name as the word but then remembered this isn't Scrabble so it's all right.

social media in general is for narcissists

>>>/Facebook/

And all remained lovely, until the fire nation attacked.

Just spent $600 on computer parts, laddies

there's like 3 /brit/s on the catalog which haven't reached bump limit but janny hasn't deleted even one. is he off shift or something? normally he's deleting news if they're made even 5 posts early

>Albert Pierrepoint was an English hangman who executed between 435 and 600 people in a 25-year career that ended in 1956. His father Henry and uncle Thomas were official hangmen before him. Pierrepoint was born in Clayton in the West Riding of Yorkshire

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HELLO! transexual

the russian janny was in line to be sacked so maybe it happened

It was a lovely summers morning when Harry woke up. Fuming about Rons antics with Polyjuice potion thee night before, Harry also felt shame about his erect wand.

Um what.

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>Pierrepoint
This is not an English surname. Fuck off back to France already you Normoid cunts.

russian history be like

>bad times create strong men
>strong men create worse times
>worse times create stronger men
>stronger men create even worse times

not using the dire spainnonce thread

i...its shite b...being english
c....cant even get a free house

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fr fr no cap

janny's gone, quick start dumping all your rusia monkys

Reminder that Farage is a French surname.

It was a lovely summers morning when Harry woke up. Fuming about Rons antics with Polyjuice potion thee night before, Harry also felt shame about his erect wand.
“It's all right mate, it's not gay,” Ron whispered, laying in bed besides Harry, and still transformed into the shapely figure of Madame Sprout.

Putin is not stronger than stalin, and nor are the Russians he leads

in rememberance of jahseh onfroy

Goodnight

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on jah

sleep tight

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Want some company? x

Facebook, brit... both going low in stonks.

Btw, you are invited to a serv, is cool and has coolness of language exchanges, and other coolnesses.
discord.gg/d2y3Cgde

hard times create hard men
hard men create weak sissy boys
sissy boys create good times for hard men

I thought it was an easy one and was surprised it took so long.

pretty modern invention social housing when you think about it

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>He's completely fucked off

We really got to him this time.

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Gut abend, sir.

Off to buy my six pack of Evian in the morning, will NOT be drinking any tap water.

They call me Pidor the Great

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>Normoid
He's Huguenot.

Let em sort it out in the Octagon.

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uncles gone to africa to live among the fuzzy wuzzies

it really has been downhill ever since

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Who cares, you boring nog?

He'd just finished gassing goblins.

You can't have a welfare state and open borders.

Despite having just spent $600 on shiny new toys I somehow don't feel any more fulfilled
Oh well, what should I save my toil credits up for next?

tranny meds

the bird

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You're lying, there it says wellfare, you better. You well since then.

>It was a lovely summers morning when Harry woke up. Fuming about Rons antics with Polyjuice potion thee night before, Harry also felt shame about his erect wand.
>“It's all right mate, it's not gay,” Ron whispered, laying in bed besides Harry, and still transformed into the shapely figure of Madame Sprout.
"I just wish you hadn't made us watch" squeaked Seamus.

Welfare state is based. Think of all the cosy NEETs playing games.

Why would they travel to the US just to fight?

Almost as bad as that sperg who went to join the "freedom fighters" in Syria and they made him just carry ammo around.

you have to plant your seed inside of a woman and remain the man she depends on after giving birth to your child to feel fulfilled, there is no other way it's how your brain works and there's fuck all you can do about it

Cock brand siracha hot sauce is the only good siracha hot sauce. When I see people with the flying goose brand, I genuinely consider them a lesser being than myself

>As he stretched his legs through the Great Hall, Harry caught sight of Ginny holding hands with Dean Thomas. He felt a pang of jealousy and again wondered who he should take to the Yule Ball.
>"I don't approve of it either, Harry," Dumbledore said, having stretched his legs silently up to Harr's side and taking him by surprise, "Never have, never will."
>"Professor?" said Harry, confused as to what the half-moon bespectacled old wizard was referring to.
>"Miscgenation." He gave Harry a long and serious look before stretching his legs towards the door. After a few long strides he turned back and said "Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean I don't care about the future of the white race. Heil Hitler."
>"Heil Hitler." Harry responded before he had a chance to think about what he was saying.
>A sudden outburst of sobbing made Harry twist around in time to see Ching Chong stretching her legs towards the bathroom.
>Harry sighed and stretched his legs after her, rehearsing in his mind how he would explain to her that he considered her to be an honorary Aryan.

for me it's the humble act of driving over the speed limit

fucking libtards

Why do they have to travel? They can't build their own?

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the tinder slag gf

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The Octogon is in America, dummy

is this what my grandad died for

Hideous.

next wank of a post i see from an australian flag will be the last post i see from an australian flag
comprendo?

rorke going ballistic

Inshallah

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that's the pentagon you muppet

Nah it was a different one, every photo is just him posing with piles of ammo he had to lug around every day, think he got killed in an airstrike.