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Tommy was arrested for a rape and he was sentenced to the exile. Arriving at australia, Tommy saw beautiful and well defined aborigenal girls so Tommy commited rape again

Australia make concentration camps for unvaccinated people. They shoot unarmed people in the street. The Irish Citizen Army fights back.
James Connolly is shot in the head and killed. Three IRA men attempt to escape, but are captured. Two of them are executed and the third is sentenced to 12 years imprisonment.
In an attempt to break the stalemate, the Free State forces launch an attack designed to take the Four Courts, the center of power in Dublin. This begins the Battle of Dublin.

It is a massacre. The British forces attack, hoping to quickly end the conflict. However, the IRA forces, bolstered by the addition of the National Army, fight back.
The British forces are far outmatched, and are quickly pushed back. They retreat to their transports, and attempt to flee, only to be met by a barrage of rifle fire. They are slaughtered.
Hundreds are killed, and even the air is filled with the stench of blood and death. The Four Courts is taken.
After this, the war gets even more brutal.

In the favelas of São Paulo, a pardo woman was cooking dinner for her ravenous brood. One of them really upset her, so they all had Sopa de João.

kids

Well Brazilbro missed out, so I'll do him.
One day, a brazilian was so incredibly butthurt about being brazilian, he decided to spend his whole life bitching and whining on the internet. Then he was stabbed my a monkey on his way home from the beach, and his cellphone was stolen. No one on the internet noticed, because all his brazilian friends were bitching and whining too. The end.

Hans Jaeger Schmidtenegger could not stop drinking beer. He had a heart attack and died. No one attended his funeral.

Fritz wanted to have sex, but, in his country, you had to pass a test for that, and he cheated, but still failed.

Johnny was late to the Washington's movie theatre so he rushed outside, little did he know that he forgot his AR at home, so Johnny had to finish the entire movie.

Gunnar Jansson could not believe that he was finally going to marry his cousin. He had waited his whole life for this moment.

Inflation in America reaches 25.4%. People are said to be having a hard time keeping up with the ever-increasing number of new cars, trucks, tractors, suv's and cruisers on the road. In those desperate times of economic insecurity and slow change, the day seems to come each year when the American people finally have enough trouble keeping up. Series of shots. September 12th, 2027. The t.v. commercial starts. credits begin on the t.v. commercial.
It features Superman getting hit in the side with a flying tackle by a Flash, but Superman doesn’t slow down, and counters with a series of foot Speeds, flying, flipping and pushing the Flash back into a wall, and culminating with a kick to his pants, as people o.s. scream and applaud.

I got stabbed by a monkey, how did you that? I never posted about it here

I am monke

Pastor william wallace williamson crossed the nigger jungle land border as a missionary for the neo-post-ana-pro-baptist lutheran church of the 7th apostle of the ninth coming in missisipi avenue of rougue street. He demanded all the niggers bow down to him and praise the lawd, and, having never seen a white person before, they accepted him as his lord and savior and founded the mbungu nukgungu empire of christ-on-williams and fought a 69 year long brutal civil war with the rival mujahideen of the swahili coast. Three gorillion niggers died as a result of this conflict, with the last wallace cultists fleeing to stablish a community in sweden, and william wallace himself being eaten

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It's a hot and humid night in old Guerrero and things are reaching a boiling point in the Diaz household. The patriarch, Jose Gonzalez, was found with his Guatemalan mistress by his wife, Rosa Maria. They had since lived together only to care for their obese, developmentally disabled son Ronaldo "Gordito" Sancho but these recent developments may cause this already strained marriage to finally end. Jose uses his connections to the local cartel to end Maria's life quickly, but the scheme is foiled due to a no-show when he was asked to cough up the dinero first. Maria forgave Jose soon after she met William, an American investor whom she shares a very close relationship with. Gordito walked in on them having sexual intercourse but forgot about it as soon as he remembered that the Copa America semi-final was today.

Pedro Morales was a nice kid from DF. His family didn't have much money, but they got along. His father had been killed by cartels 8 years ago, but now that he was 21 he could take over.

While browsing int on his phone on his bed his mom came in one day and said, "Mijo, it's time you became the man of the house ". Pedro said "ok but what does that mean?"

His mother slowly removed her shirt and her triple D breasts slapped out.
She took his pants off and slowly started stroking him. "Shhh, it's ok Mijo this is completemente natural. Let me relieve your juices before they drive you loco"

Pedro laid back and let his mother stroke him to near completion. When he was about to blow his load his mother put her face by his engorged cock and said "give me your seed, showe you're man". Pedro let his balls release all over his mother's face and it was at this time that she knew she could trust him with running the household

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John Smithy Jr. was an arkansan dude, trying to hunt some fish in Flórida, meanwhile was helped by some Juan Cortez, one illegal cuban, to try slaughtered the fish, so gigant it was ... And them, the cuban, starving, robbed the fish, and with such great arkansan accent, he start to say:
>bring here this motherfucker cuban that steal my fish
Everyone around laughs...

Pedro Alfonso and his wife went to America for an experimental medical treatment. When Alfonso's wife met the doctor, she was immediately besotted with a lady-like lust, and threw herself upon the BYC (Big Yankee Cock) much to Alfonso's dismay. Alfonso attempted to stop this from happening by doing the Brazilian War Dance; however a nearby zookeeper mistook this for the hollering of a chimpanzee and sedated Alfonso, putting him in a cage to be gawked at by the visitors of the local zoo.

Alfonso's wife officially eloped with the doctor and moved to Quincy, Massachusetts a year later, having ten children and living a long and healthy life.

Niggers are America's gods. Americans fear niggers like a mortal would fear God. They're not allowed to curse or speak ill of niggers, like how you mustn't blaspheme God or take His name in vain. They devote entire institutions in academia and media to remind themselves of their sins against niggers and beg for mercy, like you'd beg God for forgiveness for your sins. The only landmarks and monuments they're allowed to revere are parks, schools and statues dedicated to famous niggers, immortalized in marble like gods. While their ancestors expressed devotion to gods through offerings of food and drink, present-day Americans created food stamps for niggers for this very purpose. Jesus gets two annual days of reverence, while niggers get an entire month plus MLK's birthday. Americans prostrate themselves in the streets to appease niggers. This is because nigger worship is the official religion of America.

Steve Irwin put a shrimp on a barbie. He then attempted to eat it, but his throat was so small and weak that he died, thus ending the Golden Age of Australia.

The mutts
I can hear them
Please, god, don't let them find me

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>go to brazil
>see big bunda
>SEXOSEXOSEXOSEXO
>get shot during SEXO
>turns out she was the daughter of a cartel leader

In the American invasion of Chile, the women immediately surrendered as sex slaves to the U.S Army.

KFC is a league of Basketball