Why do Americans call their children such weird and uncommon names?

Why do Americans call their children such weird and uncommon names?

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Because we want to

Because we are free to do so

Americans? We have names like Osvaldorson Marinelli Pereira Filho

But why are you doing this?
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Americans be like "howdy my name is taylor jr. and this is my son taylor jr. jr."

>Yes, I'm Flatearther Israel Macdonald III

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Because we want to
Jesus

Why does no respect our culture everyone else this bullshit gets bsnned. You fucking assholes

That would be Taylor the Third

Garden variety narcissism (my special child needs a special name) + collapse of the whole idea of the family, patrilineal transmission etc. It’s telling that parents are still more willing to give girls a stupid made-up name than boys, but boys are catching up

Hunter is not common but in this case they correctly gave their boy a male name.

>Banjo
>Sketch
kek

amerifat wymin be like
>hi I'm Skylar Billigram

She's pretty cute. Name ?

Hunter schafer

>She

Hunter is gender neutral, like Heather or Kelly.

Have never met someone with those names. Stop lying user

Ive met indonesians with the first names "shevchenko" like the footballer and "tripeleks"named after the movie xXx – Triple X

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>gender neutral

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This is why

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I think it's a generational thing.

you sure it's not because of exposure to lead from all the bullet wounds?

OH WAIT WHAT ? IT'S A MAN ? How do you even distinguish at this point LMAO I need to move to America or Europe, I kind of like this

Graham Don McDougal von Kaisar III?

Keep in mind most of these retards have hebrew based names especially muslims

And they rant about our names being weird and hating jews

american be like hello my name is muhammad gaylord swineyard VI the fat

>Gender-neutral (usually male)
Perhaps they should have called him John then. It's a guy, though a gay one.

randi

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Did you even have seen mozambican names?

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Baptista Qualquer Rato = Baptista Any Rat

Escuridão Madeira Oficial = Darkness Wood Oficial

Well gender neutral names exist?
Here we have Emmanuel, Dominique etc... What's your point?

american whites
Gardener Staten Island Smith
american blacks
Jerome Spartacus Hannibal Washington IV.

Indonesians could have names both invented artistics + sanskrit + malay + arab names

Hi, i'm Panang Neymarkrishna Hamza