If your country isn't at least 500 years old, I don't consider it a real country

If your country isn't at least 500 years old, I don't consider it a real country

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Shut up, boomer.

Thanks for including us, portubro.

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522 years and still strong.

My country is 200 years old

Here wondering how Portuguese colonization in North America, Australia and Asia would've changed the world for better instead of the *nglos.

At some point in history the Iberians had the capacity to invade England and colonize it by force. Imagine making it the prototype of what South American nations are today, with the main island speaking Portuguese and Ireland speaking Spanish

>He has less than 50,000 years of continious culture and history in his cunt

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Verdun
843
Or 962
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_I,_Holy_Roman_Emperor

We're gonna take you more seriously once you take out the cuckstamp from your flag and have something original and get rid of the brit colonialism.

My country is 1541 years old

My 200 year old baby country is somehow more developed than your 800+ year old established countries. How?

Agreed. (I'm North Americaphobic)

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My country is 10,000 years old n shit

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try getting some history clown

umm actually sweaty it's 1871

SEA market

really?
what are some Ozzie exports?

mine is 1200 years old

My country is 315 years old.

Coal, grain. Ausfags can tell you more I think

British spunk.

Our history is richer than yours though.

why 500 years?

They lead the world in the exportation of shitposts

So only real country is Japan?

>tf
>tp

you first.

Yeah bananas and drive by robberies VGH

Discovering a land doesn't mean founding a country.
Why do you want to fit in that badly though? Be proud of your macaco ancestry

>Milo is Australian
BASED
BASED
BASED

I KNEEL
I WORSHIP
I GROVEL AT YOUR FEET

noice

>less than 100 years old
>still more developed than 99% of countries
bruh are yall even trying

>Milo is Australian
BASED
BASED
BASED

I KNEEL
I WORSHIP
I GROVEL AT YOUR FEET
HUH?

Bananas are rich in potassium and are healthier than any McTrash you eat plus drive bys are far more common in the US, Chicago, California, New York, Minneapolis, Memphis...

>a 1000 years old
>richer
>better

By what metric
You live in Ireland

>t. whitoid trying to coop indigenous culture and history
yikes

if your country has a gdp of below $1 trillion I don’t consider it a real country, nor does anyone with power in the world

You play in tutorial mode so you dont count

Australian history is Australian
proceed to sneed

not you, la
my Ozzie sayang

It's not about when it was made, but how well you've defended it. If your country has not been independent for at least 200 years that's pretty fucking pathetic.

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Ok. Give me a Malay gf

if your civilization is less than 4000 years old, I consider you as a monkey

>Anos
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP