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Wahey

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pretty sure my gf has cheated on me at least twice in the past month but too much of a coward to confront her

sitting like a retard
turning my spine to dust

kek this is me
I'm so lonely

I don't understand people who struggle with finances.

Mum just asked me when I'm going to find a bf and is trying to persuade me to go to LGBT meetups to find one
Fine by myself tyvm

you're allowed to hit them if they cheat, promise

>can't live on £3/day

Used to be like this but then once I actually did both I became very uninterested in both

Any still drunk from last night because you kept drinking till midday man in

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We could cuddle together, no homo of course.

no blog on

Whatever happened to telling benders to fuck off?

They always have a vice
Drugs, alcohol, simping, gambling
Its always something

Mum used to tell me to go meet girls when I was 18-19
few years on I think she's given up because she knows its not happening aha

It's part of the uni toil experience
got cigs to buy la

Would somewhat like to have a gf I could beat up on the regular tbqhwyl

love the cuddling bit with a gf can feel stress and blood go down straight away

hello bambinos

it's 2022
get a clue

I'm 29 and my mum has given up, I think she thinks/knows I'm asexual.

2022,
getting a clue,
doing a poo (yuh)

think I'd projectile vomit in the face of any grown ass woman who called me "daddy"

You arent asexual

mental how redditspacing stopped once people stopped talking about redditspacing

ngl I enjoy a hug from my mates, just a good brohug when saying hello and goodbye, gets the oxytocin flowing
Wouldn't snuggle with the mates but maybe a kiss on the cheek wouldn't hurt you know

Why
Its hot as fuck

I know I'm not now but felt like I was for most of my life, I had no interest.

Wtf do I get met grandad for his 80th
Whatever I get him he won’t use

Might adopt the gf as my daughter legally binding her to calling me daddy

a prozzie

I'm not asexual though I'm just useless with women. Granted I'm only 21 so there's a slim bit of hope but it gets grimmer by the day, poor Mum probably won't see any grandkids in her lifetime sadly

after a night of hooning with the eshlads could understand having a little cuddle sesh

uwawaka

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magnesium what

If you adopt her it's now illegal to shag her

Probably tired of getting the same old shit every year I imagine
Something that'll stick in his decaying senile memories and make him chuckle

god i cant wait to stop working this shit back breaking toil and start uni

for me it's man/woman porn but the bloke is a twink and almost fitter than the bird

Don't care

anyone ever had their arse shagged

Seems awfully cringe, same with choking girls during the sex, but maybe if I tried it I'd get into it

double ended dildo

doubt thats true assuming shes 18

Yes if you count the use of sex toys

no because I read the bible in primary school and arse shaggers burn in hell for eternity

are groin specific trimmers like manscaped and the like worth it over using a cheap facial hair trimmer? are they actually safer? do nick my balls sometimes but assume I would do anyway whichever I buy

Yeah
t. Sex arse

cheeky bit of spliff

Yeah suppose I've had my arms around mates for a minute or so after getting sloshed, nought wrong with that

I want to smell Emma Watson’s morning breath.

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How do I start watching anime?

every bloke is at least 30% bent when drunk

plot of land at a graveyard x

did you inow incest is completely legal in ireland as long as its between two men
really a benders paradise

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Emma Watson pooey sex arse arrived at the amazon depot lads

all my mates start having sex with other when they get drunk

all I'm saying is if you and your mate luck out on a night out and don't pull any gash then there is absolutely nothing gay about one of you putting on a wig and sucking the other one off while he closes his eyes and pretends you are a lass

Diego got absolutely done earlier

Did you know incest is completely legal in Pakistan and the cultural ideal is first cousin marriages, in order to keep everything within the family name and bloodline

Diego sex arse arrived

Think Im actually in love with the workfu as painfully cringe as that sounds. Always thinking about her, absolute treasure of a woman. Had crushes plenty of times but this one's hard to shake. No chance of it happening but a man can dream.

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i beg your pardon?

Black holes and revelations > 2nd law > The Resistance > Origin of Symmetry >>>> the rest

What do you do and what does she do

On an unrelated note, ever notice all the freaks with the worst deformities in the world are in Pakistan?

corr

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>gif
fuck off

Please tell me this is the sex arse website

checking the weather to see which day has the best conditions at 2am for a 'heeky spliff

If a thing cannot intrinsically change it cannot relate to the world

Dreadful.

anyone but muse>muse
why