I refuse to believe Dutch is an actual language that real people speak

I refuse to believe Dutch is an actual language that real people speak.

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that's africaans

ik ook
ik sneed

Isn't Afrikaans basically ooga-booga Dutch like Colombian Spanish or African-American English?

>ik ook = me too
case and point, holy fuck

You're lucky you dont have to listen to it on a regular basis

Ja wat den nu?

It sounds like ooga booga dutch to dutch speakers, but I think there's a bunch of other languages that influenced it besides dutch, portuguese for example. The boers are also the reason that words with dutch origins like rooibos, aardvark and wildebeest are used in the english language.

They have a far better system of writing than English. When reading an English word, the letters don't translate into pronounciation. You have to learn that over the course of years. In Dutch, every letter stands for one sound only and always.

>mi (da)zua
stott
>I a
Do americaners really?

Ik sneed brood

pidgin exists as well

Germany bully not so tough after getting raped

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culombian spanish is very neutral, not as strong sounding as mexican and kinda slow so you understand everything very well, the one that is the equivalent to negro speak in spanish is chilean, even dominicans speak slower and with better pronunciation

do not bully the dutch.

All latin countries can and do speak standard spanish at home and at work.

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Based Nederlandeer triggering the amerimuttoid.

They talk like they got Neuked in the klacker

Thanks Heinrich

>Hitler dude
>What now?
Did I get this right dutchbros?