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scraped the rims of my deanomobile ffs

No, he's crying because he can't hack the banter

Prefer an ice cold morning sip myself

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Made a post in outer Any Forums

did this to my mum's deanomobile. cut the corner when she specifically told me not to

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Makes me laugh how Ukrainian nationalists and their backers in NATO countries try to act like they're fighting "Bolshevism".

drinking a beer. not going to pretend it tastes good.

stop the rock
can't stop the rock

Current beverage is vodka with some redbull

If ya smell

drinking coffee
you could say im bluepilled

I too, am partaking in the morning ritual of drinking coffee

this is /brit/, not Any Forums

extremely rare and based

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Drinking Emma Watson’s diarrhea.
You could say I’m poopilled.

might finally try and get my licence
should i bother learning to drive manual or nah? is there any practical purpose to it other than not being looked down upon by boomers?

wow, didnt know this fact

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Just checked the old life expectancy. Turns out I have a 75% chance of reaching 65 and my life expectancy is 73, same as a Palestinian and is 13.8% lower than my peers. That means I'm gravely ill lads. too ill to work, I should qualify for the dole. I bet you could knock off a another year or two because I'm from the North as well, which the yank survey didn't count.

it was me I stole all the breast milk

its honestly not incorrect
t. knower

Very inquisitive eyebrows on this one

you just KNOW Tim matched with her

based cofelads

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how do I get my hands on white women breast milk