>your average American user has a collection of firearms, anime figurines and Jack Daniel's whiskey that is worth more than what most thirdie anons make in a year
you don't suffer
Your average American user has a collection of firearms...
Do they? Americans post your collections now.
no guns, no figurines and no alcohol
OP LIED TO ME
don't lie user
everybody knows Americans are born with a gun in their hand and freedom in their heart
I buy better whiskey than that, Portanon.
I am out of whisky and my figurines are just 2 little gundam things I got from japantown.
You caught me but replace anime figurines with shit from WW1.
Buying guns is too much of a hassle here and i dont have anywhere to put figs
Jack Daniels is some fine whiskey. Some of the finest hard liquor in the world.
I had some Canadian whiskey once, Black Velvet. Rankest, nastiest shit you can pour down your throat. I got drunk off of it in the worst way possible, and felt so sick that I quit drinking alcohol to this very day.
So thanks, Canucks. You may have saved me from drinking myself to an early grave by your grade-shit rat poison. I very well may never drink again.
Jack Daniels is a poorfag whiskey here
>Jack Daniels is some fine whiskey.
What the fuck? No, people only get Jack Daniel's to mix it with Coke because it's bottom-shelf stuff that you don't want to drink neat
>too much of a hassle here
IF YOU ONLY KNEW
Lemmy from Motorhead drank a bottle of Jack everyday.
all whiskey tastes like piss
That is true but I'm happy and I know how to survive in a giant and permanent crisis. Can they say the same huh? When WW3 happens I'll be the one on top
am I doing it right
Blue cities make it as terrible as europe to own a gun. But at least you dont have feral retards shooting each other by the dozen every day.
Based hoshi appreciator
dude I live in the bluest counties in the country in a blue state, background checks were really simple here
I don't have any anime figures or whiskey.
Based.
What do you drink that with?
a glass