british niggas be like "it's a torch"
British niggas be like "it's a torch"
Juan Williams
Levi Morgan
That's funny. Now how about you start pronouncing aluminium correctly?
Nathan Taylor
probably because the word stems from a light source being an actual torch
Samuel Hall
yeah
Brandon Williams
>AL-YEW-MINI-YUM!!!!!!
Matthew Hughes
Wtf else would you call it?
Liam Scott
a flashlight
Robert James
>A-LOOM-EE-UMM
Joshua Reed
why would you just throw away the word torch like this and invent a new retarded compound word
Jayden Rogers
We don't "throw away the word". Pic related is a torch. You don't have different words for the two.
Joshua Sanchez
>A-LOOM-IN-UM
you mean
Ian Rogers
you know this torch is a fantasy object that never existed right?
Joseph Torres
Is it called ''Pocket Lamp'' in any other languages?
Lincoln Kelly
>you know this torch is a fantasy object that never existed right?
Nathaniel Hill
Aloominium is the best of both worlds pronunciation wise and also closest to how the actual word is pronounced in latin
Nathan Long
fleshlight
pocket pussy
Daniel King
It is in German 'Taschenlampe'
Brandon Clark
Well, it's definitely not a "flashlight", because it doesn't flash. It just lights.
Aiden Brown
Make sense when you consider it a hand held light source.
Thomas Young
kek we call it flashlight "laterna" (lantern)
Zachary Brooks
You do know the guy who discovered that metal pronounced it the American way, right? That means everyone else in the world has been saying wrong and only we Americhads have been saying it correctly.
Jaxson Allen
I'm sorry, but my british overlords dictate how things should be named in science. If they declare that aluminium is now called "poolumium" then it shall be done.