/brit/ - Le Briton

Édition BACK UP BACK UP AND WIN IT LAD YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HMMMMMM BACK UP BACK UP

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bizarre timely french new

had high hopes when i saw a french flag new

*smells the air*
clearly this is the thread

gib french gf

Mental how we have Russian oligarchs in this country when we need more youth clubs and have so many people using food banks.

Spazzing out to Mazzy Star.

Buy my subs bro pls

Français-bro...

thoughts on the moorgate tube disaster

Isambard Kingdom Brunel, lads... Now HE was a GREAT Briton!
*cracks open a can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra and begins guzzling*

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Haven't listened to them in a long time

cross the french channel lad it's not that hard

What do you want to do ? Stealing their le money ?

Brexit innit. French police actively target Britishers

Heard sadiq khan was personally handing out mac-10s at all the London youth clubs

>the french channel
where's this?
that skinny bit in bordeaux?

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This song always gets me in a mood.

so sore
so tired
might have a wank then a cheeky afternoon nap

anglophobia is far more rampant than racism

reckon they will think you to be a refugee and just haul you in a fishing ship back to albion

near the white cliffs of calais last i checked

genuinely believe this
however I don't care what JFs think of us

mad how a nigger and a talking dog is what the youth look up to as a cultural icon.

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Damn pretty girl back up back up and win it ouuuhhh yeaaaah back up back up

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didnt the lads pan you all everywhere for the right to name that bit of water? shameful calling it the french channel

>near the white cliffs of calais last i checked
um no that's the english channel xx

Anglophobia is racism. The worst kind, because it's accepted and even encouraged by the global elites

goat standing atop a hippopotamus

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CBC just reported on Ukranian students making Russian-targeted malware and then pivoted with a straight face to talking about Russian propaganda
I think le monke is a retard but no one sane could watch that and not see the hypocrisy

Now now let’s not argue with the lil French fellas x

just a bit of banter lads
unless...

jeremy corbyn

doom

gloom

anne poo colour

depression

comrade

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here's another pic of Frankie

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i want to have sex with cute French girls (male)...

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i'd make him feel like a woman for at least 5 minutes.

might've been a laugh to let corbyn have a stint in power
cant see it getting much worse really

ticking time bomb him hes going to look bizarre with small tits and a beard

Wanna fuck the french woman in this old renault advert
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SAY WHAT? Naked Attraction fans sickened by contestant's VERY rude reaction to rejection!!!

don't much follow politics from across the pond but i've had the distinct impression your governing body has been in shambles for the last five years or so

mad how we live next to france but wannabe french people that live in canada are far worse than actual genuine french people from france

real french people if you will

dunno heard a bunch of lads got killed doing that in the 1940s

true and real

can confirm. most arrogant disrespectful people i've ever known were from shitbec.

mental how quebec is technically latin america

ah yes, turning a blind eye to thousands of people dead because someone was hypocrtical

heard Amer Hussain used stolen images of a known male model and projected a contrived flashy lifestyle to groom underage girls and "solicit nude images, obtain their addresses, and attempt to meet them."

all conjecture btw

It's okay to lose an argument. You can always win the same argument five years later in the shower.

business idea: CANZUK imperial union

just cant be fucked with elden ring

Business idea: blame Canada.

any bankrupt man in?

why'd you buy a game knowing it was going to be hard as nails and then complain about how hard it is

only morally

its not even hard really, i smashed all the souls games, just tired of the same formula

fair enough, dark souls 1 is still the best one by miles

Only economically.

>lets leave the eu and be in a union with a country that froze people's bank accounts for having an opinion

agreed, 3 was good tho.

well obvs trudeau's lot would be cleared out

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slippery slop though they've already been subjected to that level of demented insane bullshit is there a coming back? i reckon an entire generation of people are fucked

business idea: anglo invason and annexatoin of Greenland

should've publicly executed them they got off lightly

>5'8
IT'S OVER

Business idea: declare war on Denmark, to claim Hans island.

do homeless charities give people shoes

might super glue my arsehole shut

not homeless and i dont give to charity so dunno

>Facebook and Instagram change their rules to "temporarily" allow calls for violence against Russian troops or Putin

Don't tempt me. Anyway, I'll be going through limb lengthening surgery in a month or two.

>tfw will be 5'10"

how do you "nap" lads? every time i try have a "nap" i just end up falling asleep innit