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How much longer can he live for?
Surely he’s on borrowed time
damn alex jones fell off
My mum has lived abroad for some years. Australia. We're on good terms. Speak fairly regularly but I havn't seen her in 4 years. Those years have not been kind. I don't lie about my circumstances. But I airbrush the truth. Even still I know she sees me as a disappointment. I'm disappointed in myself, i've failed at everything i've ever done. And now, quite suddenly given the last two years of travel restrictions and hysteria, she has told me that in two days she is flying into the UK. She wants to stay with me in a couple of weeks when she is over the jetlag. In my spare room. I don't know for how long. A few days hopefully. Probably a week. Maybe longer. Perhaps a few days initially, then come and go for days at a time over the course of weeks or possibly months. Obviously I can't say no. But I don't want her to see how I live. I don't want her to see my cess pit of a house. I don't want to drive her in my piece of crap car that has no heater and the tyre is on the backseat because the tyre-well is flooded and i've not bothered fixing the leak. I'm fat, my teeth are rotten and i'm depressed. I drink too much and use drugs. It goes without saying I love my mum and she has helped me a lot over the years. But all she wants is to see me happy and have her some grandchildren. It will crush her to be in my presence. To see how bad things have gotten. How bad i've allowed things to become.
ring ring pussy
it's your mummy on the phone
People are risking their lives right now for a cause that will make them worse off either way if they make it through
it's literally a children's movie mate
need it
want it
crave it
desire it
lust for it
is it called lockdown?
How do you get diagnosed with autism? See a GP?
Imagine not showering for months at a time and getting a faux diagnosis to let you not work for 20 years
Gotta respect the hustle
and it’s kino
l have an American gf ama
dunno if you're bent but this sounds really gay
Do you reckon boredom can actually kill? Haven't done anything interesting for a few years now and I think it's slowly taking its toll
why do you have a scat fetish mate? you're not a devious kraut, are you?
worldwide annihilation by nuclear hellfire would be a small price to pay for putin to die
can't wait to spend a week in torbaydos in the summer
wild that on the other side of the world theres a tiny bizarro Australia
Clean your shit up before she comes then genius
And yet she's still willing to come over and watch it, pretty successful if you ask me
your ibizas
your majorcas
your torquays
>Torbaydos
whats wrong m8
Get your driver's license
going majorca with gfberg in the summer
Can certainly rot your mind, I was travelling for the second half of last year and while I wasn't bored I had very little intellectual stimulation and I'm definitely dumber for it
wish I was playing golf in Florida
vgh....
i kneel...
think I'll make a serious effort to scrub all evidence of my existence once I kill myself
proper confused me, swear a week or two ago the russians were inside of kyiv (formerly kiev) but now the news is saying they're 15km from the town centre
I remember I went to an interview and the secretary was passed out drunk. The CEO came in and said we should rape her. I turned him down. It turned out it was a test and I got the job.
mock-chicken kiamh for dinner
OBEtoil looms
errr it’s chicken kyiv now mate you’re using the russian spelling
went to an interview once and the bloke halfway through stopped me midway through my presentation and brought his wife into the room and asked me if i found her attractive and i said no and i got the job on the spot
Everything.
Broke down crying earlier when I thought of how I don't even speak to my family, even my similar sister, and how useless I am.
I told you I tried learning in 2019, failed my practical test in pathetic fashion and then gave up.
fond memories of smoking bongs under the promenade in torquay with the waves lapping at the breakwater underneath us
Funny how mainstream media dont invite Russell Brand on TV shows anymore. They wouldnt dare invite him on question time now, he'll blow the whole lid off
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the robot gfs
Mercedes benz sex arse NOW
I just spunked about 35 seconds ago it’s still on my belly
they never made it inside, because it's going to be a complete cluster fuck. You need tanks and helicopters and planes to attack shit but ukraine has been funnelled shitloads of anti tanks and helicopter weapons
so it's basically choosing between losing a shitload of russian soldiers in bloody fighting or bombing the absolute shit out of it and destorying any chance of a resolution
they've taken about 10% of ukraine in a month, germany had occupied france within 3 weeks ffs
PATHETIC
Grim how even the most picturesque cities in the UK are full of cheap chain shops
isn't he just a right-adjacent grifter now? he had some good takes on capitalism, drugs etc but he seems to be cultivating that conspiracy mong audience now. sad to see.
I remember I went to an interview and the secretary was passed out drunk. The CEO came in and said we should rape her. I raped him instead. It turned out it he had HIV, which I then gave to the secretary
new cold war got me like "holy shit i love [company]!"
mad how it was exposed that the seasidemark poster was a confirmed nonce who made threads on Any Forums and /gif/ soley talking about how sad he was. what a fucking loser.
>>All things are in constant flux.
>source?
Its clearly true. They undergo movement (of the earth and universe's expansion), they undergo time and chemical/molecular change at all times.
>> So God in its relation to individual things must also be in flux.
>source?
Well God must be the God of the tree
And God of the table made from the tree
If God doesn't exist in relation to things, how can we ever speak of or conceive of God and how can he create or maintain??
not their fault ukraine did not have a maginot line
pouring one out for this utter legend
RIP lad
yeah the high street is a shithole
all about the waterfront down there init
>Its clearly true. They undergo movement (of the earth and universe's expansion), they undergo time and chemical/molecular change at all times.
what does any of that have to do with "all things" unless you are saying god isn't a thing (which is correct, but then why talk about things in the context of god)?
>Well God must be the God of the tree
what does this mean?
>If God doesn't exist in relation to things, how can we ever speak of or conceive of God and how can he create or maintain?
why does god creating change god intrinsicly?
Currently in flux
>a month
It's been like two weeks mate, still a poor show
OUUUUUUHHH YEAH BACK UP BACK UP AND WIN IT HMMMMMMM
this is who i imagine every single australian poster is
ruminating on the best course of action
I dont see how he is in anyway right wing, hes neither nationalist nor globalist. Hes only called right wing to scare people away from watching his stuff.
Hes just anti globalism and anti big business.
yeah but France absolutely THREW their defence. Told scouts that they were lying and then made no attempt at a guerilla campaign. just sat with a thumb up their arse for 5 years doing fuck all until the Brits and Yanks saved them.
>Researchers from Lund University combined Pfizer’s COVID vaccine with human liver cells in a laboratory and reported that the messenger RNA from Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine can enter human liver cells and be converted into DNA within six hours.
omd leftypol, youve done our bloody livers in
last time people listen to you
Reckon Chris Morris could have done a decent Adam Curtis documentary parody
Why isn’t there more sex arse posting going on?
I picture every Australian as Steve irwin with an inflatable sting ray on their desk
Aussies really like this...
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Really like these 1857 photos of England de lads, England used to be so beautiful
wtf but i was told that the mrna just stays where it's injected and doesnt go around the body and when the japanese data came out that found it going into brain heart etc that it was fake news?
Currently being the best me that I can be
taking a risk
having a punt
having a go
Good thing it's injected into your arm muscle and not your liver then isn't it
It's men'ul how France was actually in ww2. I always forget that. They were like the third largest army in the world at the time. Just completely forgot about them.
runtimatum maximus
the reality
Australians using divide and conquer tactics between the emus and sting rays so they never form an alliance and take over
France shouldn't have lost in 1940. On paper.
All things, entities, phenomena all undergo change all the time. God is a thing too or God is not a thing (there does not exist)
>mean
Does a tree rely on God for its existence? Then God in some way exists in relation to the tree.
>creating change God
Changes in terms of relation. Goes from having not created to having created.
first astraclottica now this
whats next, bringing back lobotomies?
hug a hoody
Chris Morris the type of nigga that you will look up on Wikipedia in a few years to see if he’s done anything recently only to see he died several months before
reddit the post
It's IMPERATIVE that we go back
>They undergo movement (of the earth and universe's expansion), they undergo time and chemical/molecular change at all times
Alright Engels.
ANIME SEX ARSE
suckin' pon de golfball
Hail Selassie, RASTAFARI
>All things, entities, phenomena all undergo change all the time.
god does not undergo change
> God is a thing too or God is not a thing (there does not exist)
dont know what this means
>Does a tree rely on God for its existence? Then God in some way exists in relation to the tree.
not in any meaningful sense. if the tree does not exist that does not mean god does not exist.
>Changes in terms of relation. Goes from having not created to having created.
that is not a change in god
More like heraclitus but ok
Phwooooaaarrrrrrr
pray to the platonician first mover me
got called a headcase because i prefer mustard with my roast chicken dinner
Mad how the only "woman" who posts here is a nonce who spams anime
fugg
what does this make you do?
Looks grim as fuck.