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your ex girlfriend was peng
why ex?

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>Just get a bear in a headlock bro
LMAO

it's fucking over

reckon i could heem a tiger if i got the jump on him

>brain can still instantly tell it's an AI upscale

the technology isn't there yet

Eating hula hoops innit. Elite crisp

reckon i could take a wolf or a mountain lion
i wouldnt fuck with bears though tbqh they'll smash you up.

Gonna get into anime lads. Where should I start?

thank fuck it's friday

>nooo you have to try in lifeee!
Lol no

She discovered BBC nothing I could do but gracefully step aside

didnt even drink that much last night ands till got a slight hangover
just nonsense
being old is grim

It's times like this, when I'm recovering from covid alone in my one-bed flat, when I wonder if the volcel lifestyle was the right choice after all
A loving gf would be tickety boo in this situation
She'd dab my fevered forehead with a damp cloth, bring me food and drink to get my energy back up, tell me what a silly boy I am for refusing to take the vax

how do i get a gf that looks like sanna marin

Those teeth are a bit grim. But she was riddled with mental illness literally insane used to wake up to 70 messages accusing me of being out shagging when I had an hour nap. But yeah she was an amazing shag

explain yourselfes

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she has been talking about having sex with jesus or smth on that video

covids over mate
imagine catching it now lmao

> what a silly boy I am for refusing to take the vax
she'd be a brainlet then
u seem like a whiny cretin tho desu not surprised u dont have a gf

what is daxx.com and what makes it a reputable source?

>Those teeth are a bit grim.
u wot

I reckon I could take on a blue whale lads

wha u mean when u say alf caste

just wrestled an elephant to the ground

Fuck computer nerds 2bh

Can someone post the picture of that new Russian sex arse in ukraine pls

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I've given up tbqh. Everything I ever tried to do I've failed at, basically. I'm 25, a kissless virgin with no friendw
Just gonna spend my time playing games.

>no 15.6 macbook
apple is pressing my buttons

Could unironically take a gorilla
It’s stronger yeah but what sort of technique does it have

>she has been talking about having sex with jesus
uhh based?

Sorry next time I'll catch it when it's popular

>she'd be a brainlet then
Well obviously, she's a woman and therefore incapable of disagreeing with what TV tells her to think
Still might be nice to have her around though

got a lot of respect for toe abbo me

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most of them are purple belt BJJ mate

Exactly. Don't have to play along with society's little game.

Tony Abbott sex arse when

They took this from you.

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would love to shove my javelin in a t90 cope cage sex arse

salary is relative to cost of living. $100,000 doesn't go far in the San Francisco bay area

Scotch people are absolutely mental

In an Irish class lads

20 years ago /brit/ was #brit and literally every single poster was some attention seeking trip how crazy lol

Just imagine if this was all you had to worry about

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> pewdiepie barely makes any videos
> when he does now it has 2-3 sponsorships and is basically a 10 minute shillfest

Sad times tbqh

20 years ago you was still in the womb

The human limit for winning more times than not is a medium sized dog. Going beyond that the odds drop

know men who are paying half their salary in child maintenance so the grass isnt always greener

Choose not to worry now.

>HUDELAI HUT!
>HUDELAI HUT!

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Sandwiches with the lads on a pleasant summer's day.

time to put the pizza on

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Godzilla vs King Kong rules. Primates invented tools, so we get to use weapons in these human vs animal contests

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hang choy

surely he has enough money

I’m a software dev and my TC is around £160k, London is probably 2nd highest pay for devs outside of America if you work for big tech companies

These posters are in dire need of gaining a clue

A gentleman for sale!

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dinner was peng

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13 inch laptops are gimmicks, just get a tablet with a keyboard

>Yes. I am 4'9 and I've been sexually active for 3 years.
>An average woman, around 5'4 in height, has a birth canal of 8-11 inches long. As for me? My birth canal (simply, my vagina) is no more than 5 inches in length, and my sex partners often ask me if I'm a virgin because of how tight I am.
>Now I'm not 100% sure if that's just me and I have an elastic vagina or something(lol), but my friend who's also 4'9 had trouble having sex with her average penis sized boyfriend.
>I hope this answered your question!(:

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Fucked that one up didn't I

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i want to fuck!

Nonce

>diet coke

>tablet with a keyboard

Really hate that idea.

I live at home so I just save loads of money lol. Might start investing. I'm from an ordinary working class family.

I would rather wake up one day as the Kafka bug than be you

what's that

I think he said the kafka bug mate