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The pro-Russian shills and edgelords have awoken to spread conspiracies without providing evidence
Be on guard and don't respond to their bait

Putin be like
>everyone I don't like is a nazi

Really wasnt worth posting again

love some bum

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We need a no pie zone

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Thick logs of stinking shit exit that arse most days

Absolutely love love love the light summer dress and heavy duty boot combo

Didn't ask

Need a gf who isn't afraid to wear socks & crocs

gfberg does that

Yet you were told. Think on that

first day at job and i would like to thank /brit/ for keeping me company the last two months while i was unemployed and desperately trying to find work
i made it lads. thank you all

>Putin organises peace talks with Biden
>Press photos shaking hands
>Putin draws a makarov and shoots Biden 3 times in the head before being gunned down by the secret service
>FSB are confused and in shock, start shooting at the secret service agents
>Press are screaming and filming the crossfire
Just imagine

Crocodiles are dangerous mate, just a heads up

Why do the Irish get married so late? Average age for men is 37, 35 for women.

>ask them
Like a 19th century coastline the Irish are nowhere to be found

Also in Britain it’s 33 for men, 32 for women.

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wagecuck

i've got a cob on (bad mood)

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yeah?

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Ever had your shitpipe tongue punched?

sounds like a good place to pick up some desperate ginger birds

youtu.be/60zIcBwA2ZA

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Yeh many times by your mum. Proper filthy slag she is

On the topic of gfbergs, mine is currently growing her pubes out and I'm not sure what to make of it

Good song that

Making a vanilla pound cake lads.

Mad how I'm getting paid to just faff around baking and wanking haha

>fella emails me to arrange meeting at the end of last week, to discuss an upcoming event
>say ok and give him a time and date that works for me
>don't hear from him so make other plans for the date of the event
>fella emails me today asking me to confirm i'm still attending the event
fuck off, time wasting CUNT

'ad 'ow the english english people speak is called english english waheey

Might be alright if she shapes it rather than letting them run wild

Should have checked with him before arranging something else. Autistic behaviour.

Americans should've been forbidden from speaking English the day they declared war on Britain and demanded independence
Let them all learn Navajo or some shite instead

English be like
Im an English English Englishman speaking English English

What is up my fucking niggers

i'm quite happy earning 35k for filling in some spreadsheets and calling people on zoom once a day :) pretty comfy

hope she isnt fat if not then, nice thats hot. i'd ask if she can just keep them trimmed, maybe like a number 3 and in a triangle or something not creeping out and about.
Girl I was with who was like 19 and a nice small bush and it was the hottest thing

not my problem
if he said he wanted to speak to me at the end of last week to arrange the event then he should have spoken to me then

Mad how English would be as irrelevant as German or Italian now were it not for the Yanks

This would have been great just to shut up all the fucking pompous pricks who whine about Americanisms 24/7. Fuck off mate.

Can be comfy laying there stroking her pubes

ask for a raise mate i get 50k for doing that, started on 35 at the start of wfh tho, everyones hiring atm

Mad how the English gave up their own language for the Americans looool

government job is salary-banded so i won't be able to get a raise at least for the first 1-2 years.

not really they would still speak it in Canada, Australia, NZ, Africa, and India etc. We would be like French if anything, but slightly more important as other first world places spoke it.

Rattled

Not really top secret then are they

Same. Holly single-handedly saved Grenson boots from bankruptcy.

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Seen this video something very off about how the "scouse" woman talks. Far too hammy

love how tinder top-picks is just a bunch of 9/10 staceys, why would anyone pay to see more of these boring women

Tonight's midnight snack: week old chips (crisps) that I forgot about left out in the living room(only twisted them closed)