Two germans are sitting on a park bench

>two germans are sitting on a park bench
>one says to the other "zis is nice", to which the other replies, "ja"
>they then both leave without saying a word because germans can't have nice things

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why are you like this lmao
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So you think we Germans don't have nice things?
Ok, in front of my house stands my Mercedes-Benz E320 CDI T-Modell, the BMW of my wife is in the garage.
Tell us about your nice things.

cringe

LMAOOOOOOOOO

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>German "retort"

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A Türk walks into a bar with a crocodile on a leash…
The bartender says “hey, you can’t bring that in here”, and the Türk replies “it’s okay he’s tame, watch”
The Türk then proceeds to put his dick in the crocodile’s mouth.
The crocodile doesn’t react.
The Türk then says “anyone else want to try?”, and a German at the bar replies
“I’ll give it a go, but I don’t think I can open my mouth that wide”

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Bruh

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