/brit/

Crash my plane?
Good.

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imagine eating this good

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said something funny on the 'chan
someone said it wasn't funny
so I called them a retard

please do daddy xoxo

really need to lay off the snus
maximum strength stuff there, two in the gum, didn't feel nowt

*glues arsehole shut. just in case*

'just in case' is a sentence fragment

Fancy some food.

why British is so retard?

Shall be avoiding substances for a while as I make a right tit of myself when I’m on them. A clue gained, so to speak.

wanna try a hertz donut?

there cant be two threads
some one needs to thread split

Watching Marco Pierre White

what's that?

need a woman who's into
>light bondage
>pissplay
>anal

mad how we're
all
in
here

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Diego

I think we all know why...

mad how every single british person is in this thread right now

terrified of members of the f*male race, me

this one was first

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Right lads, it's like this, yeah
There are some things I like.
There are some things I don't like.
Simple as.

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DAMN PRETTY GIRL OUUUH YEEAAAAH BACK UP BACK UP BACK UP AND WIN IT OUUUHHH YEAAAAAH MHHHHH YEAAAAH

Honestly, VERY tempted to go to a breakfast buffet tomorrow. Might invite a friend but he's a massive bender and wants to shag me so Im a bit apprehensive that he may think its a date.

*rapes you in the bum with a big knobbly stick*
hurts, don't it?

Could a retard do THIS?

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literally haven't wore a mask in donkeys

Cant imagine why youd gamble online on dodgey sites. When youre playing with that much why would you gamble it on some tiny, Albanian-run rigged site?

GET
BREXIT
DONE

The fact you shared this in addition to the way you phrased makes me believe you want his cock in you

What’s brackin?

haha yeh, haha you'd have to be a complete and utter retard haha

unironically it's cause poker sites are banned here so have to go to the dodgy ones that also have online baccarat and online pokies

My biggest fear in life is being homeless, it just looks like the most hellish existence possible

don;'t get it

BECAUSE IF YOU'RE DONE OUUHHHH YEAAAAAAAHH BACK UP BACK UP AND WIN IT GIRL

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37th birthday on the morrow lads. Baffling how some people my age have grandkids but I've never even been on a date.

luv Pink Floyd
luv Aphex Twin
luv Autechre
ate the Beatles
ate Oasis
ate Coldplay
simple as end of

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>*rapes you in the bum with a big knobbly stick*
>hurts, don't it?

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dating is horrible regardless

Sounds like you need to gain a couple of clues lad

>luv Pink Floyd
luv Aphex Twin
luv Autechre
ate the Beatles
ate Oasis
ate Coldplay
simple as end of

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meanwhile I have an insatiable desire to go on a round the world cycle trip and year long backpacking treks in remote places and just got back from 2 months camping in the wild in norway
different strokes for different folks innit

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Just find à girl in asia lad

Did you fuck you LARPer

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Will you go to the prom with me?

golf ball gimmick is due a return

heard of asia?
ukrainian birds would be gagging for visas too desu

I don’t understand what’s meant to be bad about this

Have you worked in an office? All those things are terrible.

you've never worked in an office have you

you carry a handbag?

cant imagine betting 700 bucks when you got rent due in a week ngl

Where do I find more grave glovewort in Elden ring?

hate it when signs try to talk human to us

This is a Radiohead song innit

cancerous tumor of a man me

bloody love sleeping me
could literally sleep all day if it wasn't for toil

What’s the problem exactly? It’s just naming things you probably forgot about while WFH
>OMGGG it’s literally 1984
Shut up melodramatic runt

dunno

>mcdonalds and soft drink companies and pornhub refusing to operate in russia
this is supposed to be a punishment?

hmm that billionaire globalist Bruce Wayne has adopted his THIRD little boy. this is after he kicked out his first adopted son as soon as he turned 18 and after his second adopted son got brutally murdered

definitely has dodgy Epstein connections

middle class white lad speaking like a black man from london and using american slang
very common these days

>you've never worked in an office have you
That's a no

how many of you use tiktok?
just use it for gym and football videos

>Where do I find more grave glovewort in Elden ring?

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what’s it like shagging a chubbier girl as a skinny lad? do they find it weird?

/tea/ general on /ck/ is the most stuck up shit I've ever seen I refuse to drink anything but yorkshire

the state should ban tiktok and arrest everyone who has used it

Sounds like you’re the stuck up one then

Projection