/brit/

its called what i say its called.

'

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bought this bag of peanuts didn’t realize it was disgusting beaner food literally sour lime flavored garbage

any niggy in here want a 'melon rind

a real student of poobarmology, me

wear an ice pack on my balls every night because its good for the sperm

fuck new money cunt clubs

holding out for another 7 minutes before the Tesco by me closes and I don't run in to fetch junk food I'll regret eating immediately after finishing

mad how people in this country mispronounce gilet, fillet, and capri

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youtube.com/watch?v=_TsjVQHbaQA

gilet
fillet
capree
ez

sue

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LMAOOO ABSOLUTE STATE OF PSG

Let's toast to world peace

corr would love to spaff inside her

i ship sacron
that is all

sad little freaks

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screeching

screeching

KTIM

thinking back to the time i dropped that bomb on japan in ww2 innit

post su143

finna be trippin!

reckon she's got a hairy bum?

oh em geee that was you

mad how 261 of those posts were mine

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garage mentioned

sue do poo
kyary be wee

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youtube.com/watch?v=VLW1ieY4Izw
love it

yes mate just another day in the life innit

youtube.com/watch?v=OG4gq9fCoRE
this is it lads
this is the song

gwan sue nibble on that dirty mare GWAN

pooing is the answer
to your problems
keep on pooping
then you can solve them

Feces sarny

MADRID ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH IT, I FUCKING HATE THEM

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let's be real, the jews did it
the american government isn't that competent

am currently posted in foreign country so my posting habits are somewhat disarranged

Scranning a Chinese

Would murder for a cigarette

SCREAMING

mad, this

reminds me of a time i was pontificating upon scripture and this geezer says to me why dont you come up with your own shit
and i'm like brah this is jesus lol

this about right?

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Touch my penis into pieces
This is my final pork
Hesitation has no creaming

thinking back to the time i freed a small child from the jaws of a great white shark using only a pair of goggles

bit late in the day init?

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no

dire

don't care

Man's noodle*

you can say that again
they not have the number 9 in ukraine or something

not for mikey mate, hard days yakka demands a good meal or 4 innit

naked attraction starting

I almost agree

really wish i had a chinese to scran

YAY

you tell me

No? Perfect time

Scran
dervived from scots language skran

finna watched lalaland yesterday and now i am in love with Emma Stone.

Love sables, me

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post the webm

you are a vile human beingg

mikey only comes out at night, scares the children otherwise

defeated godskin apostle in dominula, windmill village then immediately went to the divine tower of caelid basement to defeat him again
hated it used every single rare consumable i have

weird way of saying he's a gremlin but yes he is

youtube.com/watch?v=Bk1wUKoXL20

whens dipsyland coming out

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1646863386675.webm

>load up channel 4 to watch naked attraction
the winter paralympics is STILL going on
what the fuck when does it end?

arsewog? how goes the provinces? my son??

I say we let Russia take up to Germany, no further though

i am 100% sure you are a vrigin

I get it delivered bro.

No one gives a fuck.

what's vrigin, precious?

omg this woman
is th eworst already
hell oi am a super rich namibian
if u arent like me u are maggot

nah they're a necessary evil against new money cunts like citeh and PSG smug twats such as Liverpool.

PENG black ting on naked attraction

rhh
rhhh
rhh
rhhhh
rh!
rh
rghh

will you marry me

rattled mikey, got him rattling in his cage (travellers carriage)

Belly full, heating on full blast, glass of water with ice and a few wedges of lemon. Sat back chilling. Feeling good

blind runt

if Putin is assassinated, how long do you reckon it would it take Russia to start balkanizing?

ah, vrigin, sword of alderash! defender of the great city! champion of the king!

i am a literal toad in human being form

why are petrol prices here listed in pennies

fair played (of ye)

this isn't hollywood

Weird cat

alri diego how u doing mate

LITERALLY ME

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she is pengers mate look at that arse

kys mongboy

alastair campbell shag bum

you're never home enough

why not

name on mikey

absolute vergin

because nothing else is ??

The only parts that would want to break away are the muslim bits which is only 2 or 3 provinces

>heating on full blast
it's been quite mild recently

gf trimmed and oiled my beard feeling pretty handsome right now

I am a literal human in toad form

all me
which ones? your problem

need robin seplut to be put in charge of russia

russia is already heavily federalised you daft bugger

why did they use a southern irish person to advertise northern ireland

Some less than ideal genitals on display here tonight #NakedAttraction

>161074106
Who cares you blogging npc twat

Like it warm lad. Simple as

put a jumper on then mikey
there's only one planet

my caravan isnt insulated