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literally leave the house

get stuffed you arse bandit

Yeah man, I'm at uni now right next to it

It's an ugly load of crap but it's pretty small irl

genuinely leave the house incel

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Mumberg just rang, had to play along with her gibberish because she was clearly pissed and if I didn't agree to every little thing she said she'd have had a 90 minute drunken rant.

NHS is unironically shite for all menthol health stuff
not much you can do about it if you dont have money for private or dont get private health insurance through work
for me it was being suicidal for 2 or 3 years until i decided not to one day

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rorke counting the number of black players in each team's lineup

woah you go big guy

fourth friend this year basically admitted to just wanting to shag me and that's the only reason they talk to me. fucking sick of it

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i genuinely want to die, sounds dramatic and that but cant emphasize enough how much i want to cease my existence

rorke realizing he doesn't need to count because they're all black

>going to uni in the north
bloody hell mate, wouldn't bother spending your 9k a year on that

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get the fuck in lads

wait till they see the buddhist symbol of peace

>talking about how much he loves his wife
>this arouses the woman
sinister undertones here

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girl?

Not being harsh or anything but if you want it that badly wouldn't you just do it?

youtu.be/RjGr_0GG05g?t=29

lads it's been confirmed that Russia are using Thermobollock weapons

men'ul how that's a guy

not got the bollocks to do it sadly

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well obviously mate, that's sperms coming out of him

Look mate I'm not gonna tell you again. I didn't ask for this to be posted

What are you scared of?

would love to live in a little Japanese gaff like this
all sliding doors and wooden pannels

getting dressed for panto time at ryton

not scared lad just havent found a way to break through my natural instinct that forces me to try and survive

would literally fight for Ukraine if my gf wasn't Russian and I feared my future with her might be jeopardised

Fair enough. Hope you find something to live for lad. Sorry you feel this way.

The use of the phrase "no cap" is meant to convey authenticity and truth. The phrase originated in reference to decorative gold teeth, which can be divided into two distinct varieties: permanent gold teeth (aka "perms") or caps (aka "pullouts"). Whereas caps can be pulled out with ease, perms, as their name suggests, are permanent. They cannot be taken out for a job interview or court date. They are an honest and lasting expression of the owners' realness.

time heals all wounds

sent the big titty alt girl a message on tinder, hope she repsonds

Your future is always jeopardised when you go to war

get a russian thermobollocks bomb to sort you out

>schizos immediately move on from antivax shite to "secret US biolabs in Ukraine" and or "the war isn't real"

must be exhausting making up and believing random shite honestly

do you think anyone here has shagged her?

interesting point
will "hate crimes" against eastern europeans increase in other countries as a result of the invasion akin to the chinese and covid
and perhaps more interestingly, what will the official response be

Mumberg seeing Zelenskyy on the news and saying "ooh he's dishy isn't he"

Putin left seething

Not sure I will be able to hold back the floodgates of coom lads

Nah it’s shit I stayed in one for like 2 days not only is there zero privacy in the flat you can hear your neighbours if you have a normal volume conversation it’s proper shite init

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brainlet

>The use of the phrase "no cap" is meant to convey authenticity and truth. The phrase originated in reference to decorative gold teeth, which can be divided into two distinct varieties: permanent gold teeth (aka "perms") or caps (aka "pullouts"). Whereas caps can be pulled out with ease, perms, as their name suggests, are permanent. They cannot be taken out for a job interview or court date. They are an honest and lasting expression of the owners' realness.
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> Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)20:06:39 No.161067410▶
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>time heals all wounds
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> Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)20:06:45 No.161067414▶
>sent the big titty alt girl a message on tinder, hope she repsonds
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> Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)20:06:56 No.161067427▶
>
>Your future is always jeopardised when you go to war
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> Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)20:07:36 No.161067451▶
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>get a russian thermobollocks bomb to sort you out
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> Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)20:07:36 No.161067453▶
>>schizos immediately move on from antivax shite to "secret US biolabs in Ukraine" and or "the war isn't real"
>must be exhausting making up and believing random shite honestly
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> Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)20:07:49 No.161067459▶
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>do you think anyone here has shagged her?
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> Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)20:07:54 No.161067463▶
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>interesting point
>will "hate crimes" against eastern europeans increase in other countries as a result of the invasion akin to the chinese and covid
>and perhaps more interestingly, what will the official response be

Haha why would that turn you on

I've seen three female therapists that I've seen for more than three appointments; any time I show any vulnerability whatsoever, which I only feel comfortable doing after the first few meetings and establishing something of a baseline, they've each managed to treat it so hilariously unprofessionally in their own way.
Had an appointment this afternoon after seeing this woman about seven times, this was the first time I actually managed to open up about something which clearly made me upset and it made her visibly fucking uncomfortable. As if she'd never seen a man show any feeling whatsoever, as if she wasn't trained to have dialogue with someone who's on the verge of a mental breakdown
I'm not even sure if I can word how hilarious I found her reaction considering she's supposed to be a professional; she tried to tell me to "stop having negative thoughts" about 3 times while I was sitting in silence and on the verge of tears and she was laughing it off, then went off on her own tangent talking about paedophiles. I just burst out laughing and ended the appointment there. Going to see if I can finally get a male one but considering the field of psychiatry in this country is 90% women I'm not hedging any bets. I don't even know if it's worthwhile booking one, or what therapists are supposed to do in the first place, considering every single appointment I've attended has been utterly worthless

>Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)20:07:49 No.161067459▶
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>do you think anyone here has shagged her?
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> Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)20:07:54 No.161067463▶
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>interesting point
>will "hate crimes" against eastern europeans increase in other countries as a result of the invasion akin to the chinese and covid
>and perhaps more interestingly, what will the official response be
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> Spainlad !!7E5j5Kl3XNM 03/09/22(Wed)20:07:55 No.161067465▶
>Mumberg seeing Zelenskyy on the news and saying "ooh he's dishy isn't he"
>Putin left seething
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> Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)20:07:58 No.161067470▶
>Not sure I will be able to hold back the floodgates of coom lads
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> Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)20:08:03 No.161067475▶
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>Nah it’s shit I stayed in one for like 2 days not only is there zero privacy in the flat you can hear your neighbours if you have a normal volume conversation it’s proper shite init
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> Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)20:08:17 No.161067486▶
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>brainlet

i do not believe anyone on this board will have shagged her, unless they are top shaggers who can pull big titty alt gyals