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why not? people are so thoughtless when having kids.

bollocks
reckon i could do it in my shorts

What’s it like and what’s your educational background?

was just saying this down at the swingset

willy's weeing wee
and bums pooing poo
how many poos
on the loo can I do?
one pooey, two pooey
three pooey, four...
big thick brown things
knocking on my door...

any foster the people man in

how can he be like this

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STFU you dribbling pillock

it's great, it's a penis museum so I get to handle cocks all day
my educational background is being a shagger, a notorious one in my town in fact everyone knows me for shagging

Russiacels, your boys are taking a beating

it’s pretty relaxed, but i imagine it’s very different in an office environment. not trained as an archivist or anything but we had a few archive collections fall into our lip when the archivist took voluntary redundancy at the start of the pandemic
reckon you would need to go to uni

if only u knew how bad things really are

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just looks very easy when observing from a far e.g. the pictures, the fact that our mountains are very small. anyone who has walked up any other hills in britain will probably think they can do ben nevis easily.

Russia just obliterated a children's hospital & maternity ward in Mariupol.
Hundreds of dead children, expectant mothers and their relatives in the rubble.
No way you could hit such a target unless it's intentional.

Of course, the West won't care and Russia shills will defend it or deny it even happened.

right then which one of you was the hardest lad in here before I walked in?

Nato = Nazi

I’ve a BS in Finance and work in lending right now but I want out. Would love to work at a museum have been thinking of volunteering at my local one to get some experience and see if that would take me anywhere

what do bongs think of nigel thornberry

also a bonus: here's a link to a vent harassment using his soundboard
vimeo.com/388420753

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>he's finally worked out that ukraine is just a pawn for western leaders
bravo

>t-t-there were soldiers in there!!!1

me *flashes my rock hard willy*

Honestly if the choice is between being labelled a Nazi by Putin (a literal war mongering dictator), or literally supporting the mass murder of European children - I'd choose the former

Resisting the urge to buy more

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just coz tupelo honey is very much about celebrating love and relationships - starting a new life with your loved one. I find looking at the songs on the river its similar but its the struggles of love. love in a dangerous world. while van morrison celebrates love springsteen is urging his audience not to give up on it and that to every dark side there is also a brighter self-affirming side of life and love.

think i was blind before i met you
youtube.com/watch?v=xUBYzpCNQ1I

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what do you do with those? you gonna eat them or what?

be prepared for a big pay cut, as much as i love the heritage sector it doesn’t pay well unless you get to the top levels
mind you it might be different in yankland, we don’t charge entry to museums in the UK

are those ones for feeding snakes?

Just scoop them up and throw them in the deep fryer. Very tasty South East Asian delicacy.

oh shame i thought he was doing a good impression

They’re for raising as egg layers ffs you guys always think I’m going to kill them or eat them

Ooh-la-love, I've fallen in love, and it's better this time than ever before~

just remembered that fabio coentrao exists

trying to work out when i should eat and i should shower
shower then eat or eat then shower

Any fellow autistic borderline schizophrenic virgin friendless freaks in?

>Russia just obliterated a children's hospital & maternity ward in Mariupol.
>Hundreds of dead children, expectant mothers and their relatives in the rubble.
>No way you could hit such a target unless it's intentional.

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yeah?

>fellow
yay
>autistic
nay
>borderline schizophrenic
nay
>virgin
yay
>friendless
yay
>freaks
yay
so er yeah pretty much alri

dadberg on a mad one

Maybe autistic, definitely friendless and a virgin

i mean tim curry is english i think

When I'm around slow dancing in the dark
Don't follow me, you'll end up in my arms

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>not autistic
>still a virgin
?????

i am ugly and short

the winds of fortune
dont blow the same

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nicole watterson sex arse

I don’t even get paid that much so it’s not a big deal and I’m willing to trade what little more I get paid for actually not wanting to kill myself everyday at work.
I’m just a bit worried as I imagine those jobs are very sought after and I don’t have much means to go get an MA or something that some roles seem to require

Wonder what Bald and Bankrupt will do now that Eastern Europe is off limits

ffs been fielding calls from the foreign office and Ukrainian government all day. Pleading for me to go over there and sort everyone out. Said it once but I'll say it again: not interested. Simply got too much on.

am a gurl

helo

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Chairman Mao’s preserved sex arse

she had to get out
and make a change

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is it true that you dont poo?

alri diego

just applied for h&m

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The offsprings are hacks

out having fun lads

Nay to all I’m a normal although I’ve been called autistic