>Be me >19 years old >Pride myself on my rich English ancestry >Ancestry is focal point of my indentity, exclusively wear clothes manufactured in Britain and adopt English mannerisms >Love being English, gives my life meaning >Take a 23andme to further confirm how Anglo I am >Results arrive 6 weeks later >72% Irish, 22% Iberian, 3% Germanic, 3% Anglo-Saxon >Have a mental breakdown, my mom lied to me. I'm a filthy fucking mick >Cry into my pillow for an hour, mom knocks on my door to offer me crumpets to cheer my up >Knock them out of her hand and call her a bitch
What the fuck do I fucking do mates? Unironically considering suicide.
You're not English, you're not Irish, you're an American
Hudson Lopez
You're black come and join us balckbro
Eli King
Do ut
Luke Barnes
I'm a fucking subhuman. Dirty fucking mick blood in my veins. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Connor Harris
I'm 19 too. I pride myself on Anglophilia. My 23andme said 64% german, 33 brit, but I personally just refuse to believe it.l due to having no recorded German ancestry. Grew up without my father though so could be wrong. G25 coords with my DNA give a different result. Also, keep in mind that Irish isn't the worst outcome. Many English people have strong celtic ancestry and assimilate into the culture, a notable example being the singer of Oasis, Liam Gallagher. Don't worry about it mate.
Not convinced Irish and British (minus anglo-saxon, norse and norman) DNA are different.
Know your great-grandparents? That's your ethnicity, simple as. There are other resources for British DNA you can put your results in if you want a better picture
Sebastian Garcia
My grandad is from North Yorkshire see:
Isaac Miller
You write the Shadow over Innsmouth
Owen Harris
I'd be more concerned about the Iberian blood You're a beaner and probably part Muslim too
Jason Rodriguez
Fuck you.
Kevin Cook
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Jacob Howard
It seems to me external factors are the main source of your achievements and pride Maybe get crazy about religion or the penis size of your father
Ireland marry many people of Spain, bcoz both was seen as catholic allies against England... Is rare a irish no-iberized
Xavier Hall
German is the biggest ancestors of amerimutts... Many persons came from Prussia (kek), in conquist of West, and in the Mexican-American Wars settlement
Jason Russell
What are they gonna do with it? Who cares?
Benjamin Hall
I don't care, I choose to deny my german ancestry. Why would I want to be associated with the same ethnic group that kicked off both world wars and slaughtered millions?
Chase Brooks
most "english" people are actually celtic, big surprise they got MICKED hard for centuries
Brandon Collins
indeed, it should worry you not, reaffirm you when you can't come up with a reason why they'd do something despite still doing said thing
Brayden Bell
Dude, my only "white" blood is Espanha, Portugal and Italy, i'm gigamutt, stop complain
Noah Reyes
And well, Germans are the biggest ethnicy of white americans
