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>sorry user we have to abort the baby otherwise my boss will fire me and well be homeless and die
mad they werent imprisoned for that

Haha remember this?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Darwin_disappearance_case

I know some places where the w*men demand free fannypads in the toilets

COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE

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Only got highered a week ago and told the new boss I'm pregnant and they said that's not possible because I'll never be a woman. Fucking cheek, I'll be seeing them in court

forgot how much of a fucking gimp that cunt was

very good

kill your unborn child or youre getting stuck on grill for the next two months, capiche?

SUUUNSHEEEEINEEEE

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People who dont have jobs and get pregnant are the ones who should be imprisoned (after the child is euthanised for being a prole)
Council estates and all povvo areas should just be fucking sterilised by chemical warfare desu

>not earning enough to support your wife and kid
ngmi

Takeawayberg and alcoholstein have been doing a number on me as of late

absolute cheek

You cant say that mate

latter is gona be me tonight
as well as soloclubbing

mad how seething this braindead leftypol twat is over half a daily mail headline he didnt even read properly

for me, it's gooningheimer

Why are you assuming it's not a single mother lmao.

had a pizza and chips for dinner and ive got a bottle of glenfiddich twelve on my desk as we speak

hey 190

how about instead of saying "I need" and "I want" you just go out and fucking get it you fucking spotty little wank stain

reckon 30% of my diet is microwave meals from aldi and woolies

not an argument

should be a mandate for all dogs

Nice arse on this lad, he'd clean up alright

i just did

Can’t believe muzzos don’t get to experience a sausage sarnie

HOTDOGS IN BRIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I tell ya my shit just then smelt like straight up manure

Real new

muslims are allowed to eat beef

it has happened a few times before but I never responded, I do well on online-dating and she isn't all that so think just asking direct might work.
I fucking hate all this shit anyway just want someone to love me

>it has happened a few times before but I never responded
lol what a cope
yeh these fit girls wana fuck me but i'd just rather shitpost on Any Forums so i dind't respond ez

Pork sausage sarnie is the only valid sausage sarnie kid

Not touched a drop of booze for over a month and feel great ngl. Straight edge living is the true redpill I reckon

>the deadlines on wednesday and you cant stay after work for a few hours because you have parents evening? slaughter your first born or dont bother coming in tomorrow

Well, we won't be. Deal with it sweetheart x

>age dysphoria
does he think hes special