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yh

If she was peng and had no strings attached to the said banging, yes.

what kind of stupid question is that? you think a few years age difference actually makes a significant difference? grow up you manchild

also
>bang
fuck off yank

I'd fuck anything slightly attractive that is willing and has a heartbeat

what a stupid fucking question

Shagged a 27 year old when I was 18

thick cunt

America needs Socialism.

Toilberg saying petrol should be more expensive as he buys another house.

What does that have to do with Britain?

on t'bog

>Hey guys if you were 28 would you shag someone who was 35
thats how fucking stupid that question was, actual state of you cunts sometime

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did you stop all your development at 15?

Yes of course you bellend

got the gift of the gab

Shagged a 23yo when I was 22. She was in town for a college exchange and in hindsight was 100% cheating on her BF because she wanted sex.

Was unfortunately the best sex I've ever had, made painful by her ghosting me after a few hookups.

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got the gift of the gob

very hot

Always chuckle when lads think they're in a long-distance relationship with their gf off alone at uni in a different city / country.

Anyone who has been at uni can tell you every single one of those girls is taking regular local willy every week.

No.

If the most handsome man asked you out for a drink would you say no? I'm not talking about a good looking guy I mean a literal 10/10 adonis the most handsome man anyone has ever seen is gay as fuck and attracted to you. I reckon I'd probably say yeah and that anyone would, its all fair to say you arn't gay but if the most physically attractive man you'd ever laid eyes on asked you you would say yes and you know deep down you would

fair enough ill go for it, she msged first on tinder with a compliment so assume she probably dtf
just never been with anyone older than me or been into that sorta thing, prefer girls a few years younger

Remember getting smashed on Christmas eve and finding some gay lad to suck me off as we passed midnight into Christmas day. Was only after a suck to start with but ended up with him cumming in my mouth which was a bit vile. Wouldn't normally bother me but you never know what these woofters are infected with

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hope you're at least handsome mate because you're clearly thick as pig shit

Nah bro

You're a guest in OUR general. Be nice of fuck off

MUG!!!!

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hate when the poo hits the water with such force that it disappears around the s bend before i even have the chance to say goodbye

implying you didn't have a cheeky wank into your tear-soaked hanky to that very post

Lot of benders in the thread tonight

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thanks mate but I'm handsome and smart, suffer from a slight manletness though.

Doing a training course at toil and the cunt is really shoehorning woke anti white shit everywhere they can.