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Friendless loser

They're clearly not enjoying this. They're doing this because they'll get fired otherwise so they initiate the "pretend to be happy" protocol at the behest of their managers

yh?

Janny on a mad one

any loathsome dung eaters in

not gonna lie I'm a little bit in love with the female coworker 7 years my senior. Thought she was into it at first but reckon she's just being nice, seems to like having male friends. Would risk my job if I told her how I feel considering she's best friends with toilberg (female)
/blog

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*lifts up leg and farts on your head*

what's he done now?

shag bottom

The Endurance has been found!

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don't shit where you eat

See if you can get in lad.

Yesterday MPs voted to stop the National Insurance rise. With high energy bills, food prices and petrol prices looming this seems sensible. However Johnson and the govt are going to implement the rise anyway. The same govt that has written off £4bn of COVID fraud and £9bn of PPE.

youtube.com/watch?v=m6aNpECdUBw

the REAL british national anthem

waheyy

drinking a milo cunt

I also had a crush on my milf boss but then she sent a rude email accusing me of not doing a basic part of the job which was demonstrably untrue so now I don't like her

So the workfu was on the phone on a personal call about a delivery she's missed. She gives them her postcode. I put the postcode into my phone to get a street view of what her house looks like. Just curious like. Instead, my phone pipes up with "navigating to (crush's postcode)". It's a small, quiet office and now everyone thinks I'm a stalker and I can never go back to work again.

Really do be runt hours in here

alright but I'll gladly shag where I work thanks. Life's too short to miss the opportunity, can't let a lass like this get away from me

thanks de lad. All my mates (including female friends) are being very encouraging but unfortunately I'm not very confident, always been unlucky in love and seems very iffy going for a 29 year old as a wee 22 y/o. But this woman is very special would hate myself if I didn't at least try, just gotta find the right moment I reckon

didnt happen

well then you shouldn't do weird stalkery shit like looking up where she lives

early 2000s london before blair was probably the high water mark for western civilisation unironically

It's in remarkably good condition as well. No wood eating bacteria in the cold Antarctic sea and crystal clear water

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aha fair enough, sometimes we create an idealistic version of a woman in our heads and then she does something fucked which shatters it. Probably for the best, now you know she wasn't for you.

can't stop eating lads

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yeah just saw the article

Pretty amazing discovery ngl.

You mean early 90s? Blair was in office from 97 to 05

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How do I get serotonin

always been irrationally terrified of those freakish things that attach themselves to shit underwater

the rot only started to take hold from 2005

but yeah then too

Wanking Vs sex

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already turning shit by then, I'd say early 90s London was the peak

>go on date with girl
>goes fine, but a relationship wouldn't work
>she's interested in meeting again
>only thing I'd consider is bringing her over for sex, but that doesn't feel right
another day of datetoil

FIIIGHT
AND WIN

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started crying last night about the way australia is heading

unironically once had a tall blonde gf people would say looked like Elle Fanning

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>>only thing I'd consider is bringing her over for sex, but that doesn't feel right
Is nice that you gave this consideration. Wouldn't be right to pump n dump if you know she would get emotionally attached. Maybe go on another date in a different setting, try different conversation styles, see if you change your mind?

New towels are shedding all over me, looking like a werewolf

YOU PUT YOUR PUNCH CARD IN
YOU PUT YOUR PUNCH CARD OUT
YOU PUT YOUR OVERTIME IN
AND YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
YOU DO THE WAGIE SHUFFLE AND YOU NEVER FROWN
THAT'S WHAT ADULTHOODS ALL ABOUT

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how did you cry underwater?

not very funny tbqh

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aha

turn it around then

That's why he was crying.