/brit/

lads I have some clotted cream that went out of date on the 6th
it was frozen for 2 weeks, defrosted it now
the carton says "Not suitable for freezing"

reckon it'll be alright?

I live to give

Ok then don't wank poo

would be praying to our father who art in heaven that i don't get a stiffy if she twisted my arm behind my back and slapped a pair of handcuffs on

yeah she is pretty cute

won't kill you

No U
You cute Nguyen

what does /brit/ stand for?

give it a smell

is marvin a black name?

Britain xx

shaking hands

yeah i know

It seperated if you freeze it, that's why it says that

wait then why am I here?

fancy scones now but it's a bit of a faff with the cream and jam

Is Travis?
Is Leroy?
Is Louis?

need a gf fs

is that no then

Fucking starving. What else is new

35 degree wank down the hatch

travis sounds more like a country bumpkin name or a truck driver name but the other two are black

paaaaaaark park
wherever you may be
you eat dogs in your home country
could be worse, could be scouse
eating rats in your council house

Pierre Edgar Marvin

Remembering that time I was going to be held overnight for something not remotely related to what I did. I got billigerant after a while. After leaving the police station I hear yelling about watching my back and to get ready for a bullet. That was fucked. Not only did I waste 9 hours defending myself, but on the way out I literally feared for my life. I have PTSD just walking to my car. Those cops kept saying I'm dead if I make the wrong move. Fucking should have sued, but it nearly impossible to prove anything. Every step was a show down. Shouldn't be allowed

They’re all white names. Where do you think they come from. The blacks were calling themselves shakashaka zuluwuuuawaudo back in Africa

Uncomfy and not British culture. Don't share next time okay bud

/brit/ is all about driving a German car to an Irish theme pub to drink Belgian beer then going home buying an Indian take-away to sit on a Swedish sofa in front of a Japanese television to watch American shows and all the while being suspicious of anything foreign

quietly reminiscing about some factually incorrect posts from the last thread xx

You stuff your face with take away everyday, can't handle one 24 hour period withiut scranning? Suck at money and food you are

Starving y for cock

got detention for singing this in school haha

I’m not your idea of me you stupid yank

Think it is though. You're next tb h. Sucks

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These are all just southern yank names, Corr based

I'm untouchable pal

You post takeaway everynight. But whatever. Mikey is like 10 different people at this point. No bother then

some astrology bullshit right here

what is it about singaporean noodles that makes them singaporean?
how long do they need to be cooked in australia to become australian?

I don’t post takeaway every night? Brain dead mutt.

nobody here drives a german car nor do they go to irish pubs and i very rarely see people order in an indian
and we know theyre all on chinese computer chairs with a taiwanese screen, not swedish sofas

Know a few astral-projectors in this thread alone. Don't be so sure. I wouldn't, but those bastards are nuts. Tread careful laddy. Seriously there psychos posting here. In your country (smaller than my state)

Yeah, nobody fucking asked mate

eyeliner on fleek gurl

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just unsubscribed from getcreditscore.com.au emails. i hope i remember to check my credit score every few months without their reminders

and yet you were told

I'm covered by the blood. Get behind me

You must have whispered it to my arse when you were rimming my hairy shit pipe because I didn’t here you

>on fleek
mad how this is already outdated boomer slang but it still sounds like young person shit because im ancient

mikey does. What else should I think? It's all fucked tb h

get with the times old man

I’m the original mikey you dumb little retard. Fuck back over to your own general you little weasel. Your inane self obsessed muttoid drivel doesn’t fit in here.

well so should you because 'on fleek' is about as dated as 'far out man'